30
Jul
Another 12 hours straight of driving, and I’m home from my vacation. Fun was had, beer was drunk, so was I. My face hurts from the tension of driving 15 miles below the speed limit because I was stuck behind fat german fucks in 7 yards wide campervans, and I want some sort of insta-cooling device for my beers that were just lying in the drunk soaking up the summer heat.
Oh well, I guess I’ll just go to sleep.
16
Jul
Lately everything has gone into vacation-mode, including me, and a lot of my friends. This has involved a lot of joyful reunions, with the beverage most fitting for a rare encounter with merry men you used to know in the setting northern sun.
Which as it turns out is anything with alcohol in it, accompanied by as little food as you think you can survive with. So, I’ve been hurting pretty badly for a good few days now and decided I’d rather not do anything at all, maybe not even get out of bed. As a result I’ve been drinking, showering, and sleeping, exclusively now for like a week. I’m starting to get kind of peckish, and I must have watched the third season of Black Adder more times than people have seen Michael Jackson fucking music videos this last few weeks.
And now, I’m going to visit my relatives in the south. Probably going to continue getting drunk there too. I’ll be back in 2 weeks. Probably.
13
Jul
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10
Jul
Big tits? Huge boobs? Yes please.
Rachel Aldana takes a shower! Preview pic here, download link here (part 1) and here (part 2).
Gianna Michaels’ vagina is destroyed! Preview pic here, download link here.
Carmella Bing takes it up the ass! Preview pic here, download link here.
The general mundanity of my life as of late has been slightly balanced by my work on this site. It’s like the place I go to when I need to do something out of the ordinary, or see something out of the ordinary, because by providing something out of the ordinary for everyone else, it naturally filters through my eyes first. In that way, I guess I’m both kind of lucky and really unfortunate, since I get to see a lot more “out of the ordinary” than you do on this site.
What has become more and more ordinary though, in my quest for the exceptional, the weird, the alien, are pictures of fat homos sitting with 9 of their equally fat bare-chested friends, with a beer can balanced on their ninth belly, roaring advice at the best athletes in the world. They laugh together, they cry together, they dry-hump each other when their team scores, and sob on each other’s shoulders when their team loses. It’s a stunning display of obese ersatz homosexual relations.
fat cubs fan
All the same, while they are busy being naked with other men and dry-humping them, seeing this might make it easier to forget that these are fat fucking whales claiming to possess some authority on sportive tricks, while obviously not maintaining any propensity to participate in them. So, what’s that all about? Is the need for physical prowess being met vicariously, or are they just fat homos who like to watch really fit guys in shorts while they scarf down sleeve after sleeve of Pringles and Oreo’s. Actually Oreo’s may come in a box. I don’t really know. You know why I don’t know? Because I’m not a fat homo who watches televised sports.
Another dumb looking wobble-bottom
It’s quite obvious that these huge wobbly blubber-mounds are sports-fans because their desire for a successful career within sports was sadly taken from them at an early age by the company that makes Twinkies or something, but the deeper issue is still something that confounds me. What can explain the strange compulsion to cheer for a team with which you have no relations, apart from maybe a geographical one? And sometimes even that is not the case. And the base irony of an army of fucking fatties celebrating the physical prowess of fellow humans, does it not strike them at all? Would that it did, it would fucking strike them down like the fist of an angry deity, and we’d have less space-wasters on the fucking planet.
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To use Bill Maher’s take on an intimidatingly stupid phenomena: New rule, if you weigh more than a small village in the Ukraine, you’re not allowed to say you know shit about sports. You fucking clearly don’t.
Sorry I’ve been away, had to get my grandma in the dirt next to my grandfather, which meant going out of town for a while so I haven’t gotten anything done. I’m back now though, though I’ll probably take today off as well to just get back into things here and maybe have a few beers and remember the good times I had at my grandmas place and shit like that.
4
Jul
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I’ve been trying desperately to sleep the past few nights, and I always end up waking up drenched in my own sweat and my throat hurting like a motherfucker from the dehydration. I’m pretty sure my bed weighs an extra 20lbs just from the fucking moisture it’s absorbed the past few nights. And I don’t even want to complain because I fucking hate the winter, so much, but not being able to sleep tends to make anyone just a tad fucking grumpy you know.
So, due to this recent insomnia, and the fact that I’m trying to do well in EvE, I’ve been slacking the past few days, so as I always do when trying to win back the favor of most people who frequent this site, I’m going to post some porn. Hooray!
First off, some huge boob solo quality. Here’s Merilyn Sakova (aka Anya) working on a FuckingMachine. Preview here, video (118mB) here.
Next, Katrin gets nekkid and nasty with herself in the back of a car. Preview here, video (113mB) here.
Lastly, some random really really gorgeous looking girl with a good size C or D on her gets fucked in an office. Preview here, video (49mB) here.
