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So for the past week all I’ve been doing is getting drunk as shit, fucking around with linux, and playing EvE online. It was strangely satisfying getting linux to do what I wanted it to, which was play my MMO games (WoW and EvE right now), run .NET framework apps (because I’m a .NET programmer), and still do all the other shit windows could do. I just got so fucking sick of my Windows getting bogged down with crap every time I ventured onto a torrent site for porn or games or what have you.

So now I have Wine, Mono, Compiz, PulseAudio, Skype, Ventrilo, nVidia’s X-Server, all that shit working properly, it’s looking pretty sharp. I’m especially impressed with Compiz being able to keep my EvE at 200fps when I’m flipping the cube around. It’s not giving me a lot of practical additions but hot damn it looks pretty fucking cool.

And to my credit for most of the time while I was doing all this shit I was still posting here, with a light sabbatical this weekend to get some actual serious drinking in, not just this 6 beers a day hobby shit.

I will admit I’m still feeling the aftermath of that somewhat, and I’m scouring the net for shit to post that would serve a purpose, even if that purpose is just to give you cunts a boner, and I admit I’m failing right now because I am so exhausted. I’ll put the usual image post together in a minute though, and maybe find some porn to post or something.

If any of you cunts could leave a comment or post on the forum telling me about shit you’d like more of that I have posted before, or never posted at all, that would be cool, because I’m running out of ideas.

Another day, another hangover. I’m going to take a sabbatical from posting imagery today I think, it feels like it’s the right thing to do right now. To compensate for this, I’m going to post 2 hardcore clips of Terry Nova, and then go pass out again.

Preview shit, yadda yadda, click here and here.

Download links here and here.

If anyone so much as has “beer” in a sentence near me today I will probably kill them.

I hear Michael Jackson died of a heart-attack. I was out drinking yesterday, so this is just getting to me now. Let’s hope they don’t send shitty remixes on the radio too much.

They say it might have been food poisoning, because they found 8 year old nuts in his mouth.

I’ll be off mending a hangover now. Ugh.

So, how many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

You can send as many feminists as you like, they never achieve anything.

This is of course especially true when said feminists are stone cold fucking nuts, and stupid to boot. I ran across this hilarious activism site that claims that not only the hardcore magazines are degrading, but that the top models getting paid retarded amounts of money to pose in them, are being exploited and turned into objects.

She then goes on to blog about how depressed she is about being powerless over her own life. Maybe if she tried to take control of her own life, instead of mindlessly meddling with everyone else’s, she wouldn’t have this problem, at least that’s what a sane person would conclude. She even posted an article about anarchists being white male dominated, and that they should hear her plea for equality.

Maybe the stupid-virus has permeated her brain too thoroughly to understand why the anarchist movement is hardly likely to listen to a bunch of uggo lesbian retards with hairy pits, but I still think it’s pretty funny how any one can even remotely believe that equality in the anarchist movement would even be a good idea to promote the cause.

Honestly though, putting post-it’s on FHM and harassing people who buy them?

Why the fuck would anyone read magazines if they want porn anyway?

Maybe I’m just upset she’s meddling with my main demographic, people who like to look at naked women. I just don’t understand the way they’re all coming off like this is a bunch of women that were shipped from the Gulag to the Porn-valley of California, stripped naked and made to dance on camera for our amusement, these are grown women, fully capable of making their own lot in life, which this vapid cunt is apparently not capable of doing, as evidenced by her incessant whining on the blog she maintains. Maybe she’s more upset that she looks like a yeti that’s been put in a dress and then strategically shaved to fit in more (too bad they always seem to forget to do the armpits), and is lashing out against the women in these magazines that are actually pretty. I’ve yet to confirm this though, she seems to not embrace the idea of showing her face online for some hitherto unknown reason, but it seems to be a recurring theme in feminism that all of them are fucking ugly.

You can have my porn when you pry it from my cold dead left hand, you fucking fascist cunt. Here’s something anon made:

The first golden rule of any internet site is: You can never have enough porn.
The second golden rule is: Boobs can never be too big.

Which is why I’m rather anti-climactically posting some fairly conservative size tits, at least when we’re within the realm of somewhat large knockers anyway. But they’re still good, so don’t fret.

First off, all-natural Laura Orsolya getting her beef curtains beaten and hung out to dry, for a preview screencap of the video click here, and for the actual video (227mB) click here.

Secondly, not-quite-so-natural Nikki Benz getting her busty freak on, for a preview screencap click here, and for the video (340mB) click here.

Never say I don’t give you kids nice things.

I don’t know what to think about this whole media uproar and Perez Hilton’s butthurt videoblog retardedness (by the way, watching it is a good game of “you rage you lose” for you and your friends, try it some time), I just know that I don’t even really know who Perez Hilton is except that he’s a faggot who bruises (and apparently scars, lol) easily, and has a very incessant way of telling people his view on things matters. The little I’ve seen of him definitely merits a good thrashing, possibly a knife to the eye, but it’s not something I’ve spent a whole lot of time thinking about, since I don’t give a shit about scene gays blogging on the internet, but I mean, look at this douche:

I definitely know I fucking hate the Black Eyed Peas though. Their lyrics are possibly the most inane drivel ever put on paper since Gwen Stefani apparently started outsourcing her songwriting to some Hindi’s in Mumbai, and the music combined with this fucking random-word-generator nonsense is like flossing your head with a rusty splintered wire that has dentist appointments and Ctrl+Alt+Delete comics tied to it.

What I’m trying to say here is, next time anyone knows that these two clowns are in the same building together, try to place firearms or explosives at strategic locations you know they’re bound to be close at the time of encounter. Maybe we’ll kill two turdbirds with one stone. At least, hope springs eternal.

With the San Francisco Gay Pride Parade 2009 just under a week away now, the time once again for me to question the way gays solicit the idea of equality from us. This has been an ongoing struggle for me, both with myself, and with others. Some of my gay friends think the pride parade is a travesty, and a really good way to undermine the goal of gay rights activism.

“Ask one of the participants if they would give a damn if a bunch of straight people put on gaudy neon-colored latex, and marched down mainstreet for father’s day, or any other benign cause”.

They wouldn’t. But they would probably go “Jesus christ, those guys look pretty stupid”.

They’re of course welcome to their parade, but they’re fooling themselves if they think people come to watch for reasons beyond the spectacle of men and women making a conscious effort to dress and look as retarded as humanly possible. This isn’t calling attention to the plight of homosexuals, it’s just calling attention. Some have said “it creates awareness”. Awareness of what? Gay people dress like people in German bondage movies?

This doesn’t create awareness of anything. And “it creates awareness” has become possibly the emptiest phrase in the English language. Everyone knows homosexuals exist, absolutely everyone. Everyone knows they have problems. I’m extremely sure that putting on a stupid costume and sitting on a float shaped like a giant papier-mâché penis is not going to do anything to solve those problems. If this is putting a face on the issue, and making gay people look more like people, I’d suggest a bunch of different faces, and a close re-examination of what other people look like. Most of them aren’t wearing bright pink leather vests, and if they are, they’re shunned by everyone, regardless of them being straight or not.

I’m just getting so fucking tired of the “have your cake and eat it too, then have another cake because of the suffering” shit all of them seem to pull, and the fact that they are just as tunnel-visioned and self-centered as anyone else who thinks that because life is not a Disney movie, that means they are being fucking oppressed by someone. Life sucks, life is a series of unrelenting crushing disappointments, life is a spiritless and heartless endeavor.

“Oh but that’s not what gay pride parade is about, it’s just about being gay and proud!”

Fine, that I can live with. Just don’t go acting like it’s something you need, or something that is necessary to further your cause, because it will not, and does not, make one iota of difference.

Everybody loves to see a clown wear rainbow colored baggy pants and get a pie in his face, but that only means that when a crowd starts to gather, they’re there to see this clown dress awkwardly and get pelted with pies. It doesn’t detract from his success as a clown, but see how many people stay if he starts holding a speech about his difficult childhood.

Everybody likes them. First up some good old naturals, by Rachel Aldana. Her webcam shit is full of inane ramblings about her shopping or going out during the weekends (whoopedoo missy), but her actual video shoots feature her shutting the fuck up and showing us some of the biggest natural tits I’ve ever fucking seen. I bet I could land a Harrier on those fucking things. And she’s got a friend!

Check out a video preview here.

Download the video (180megs divided in 2 parts):
part 1 | part 2

Next up, some hardcore silicone doing some hardcore. Check out a preview here, and download the video here.

Enjoy kids.

I’ve been struck with a rather saddening realization lately, one that has deepened my sense of despair, if possible, even further than I previously imagined possible. And that realization is, that this current revitalization of my site has encompassed, mainly, the posting of pornography and pictures containing cheap laughs, and none of my trademark wit that so many have come to grow fond of, that is if you disregard my half-assed attempt to make fun of a gaudy pop band that makes earwax made of razors seem like a pretty pleasant natural occurrence.

I posted the cheap laughs and pornography because I knew it would attract a huge number of people looking for cheap laughs and pornography. Maybe 1 or 2 semi-intelligent people would saunter in as well, semi-intelligent people not being immune to cheap laughs and pornography just by virtue of having a brain. I mean, come on, we’re all still people.

So I thought, is this what it feels like to be an attention whore? Because I’ve just been soliciting the visits of the scum of the earth, in the hopes that maybe, just maybe, they would take the time to listen to the stupid shit I have to say about how much I hate them. It’s not an easy sell, asking people to set some time aside so you can berate them for no specific reason.

I guess that’s why I some times sneak some kind of thought-provoking images into my galleries of weirdness, because I know if there’s too many letters people will be easily deterred and start flailing towards the “Stumble!” button, or just going for a fresh google search to find a site that can just give them videos of girls with tits bigger than a basketball, without ads, and without telling them what sad sacks of shit they are, preferably this fucking minute. Well, usually I’m too lazy to do anything else, but come on, I am doing this for myself really, I’m not making any money off of it, no ads, nothing. I just do this to vent about what a dark and shitty fucked up place the world is right now, though glancing at my picture galleries and the average internet browsing cunt this is probably a point well and truly soaring above your fucking heads like the Hindenburg, and right now I’m the guy with the hand-held acetylene torch.

So, while I patronize you craven cunts and wallow in self-pity over the fact that my ego seriously doesn’t get enough satisfaction from just pumping out gore and pornography, I want you not to worry. I may have strayed from the path earlier, and given up completely for a little while, but I’ll stick by it for a little while longer. I’ll just make sure to, at appropriate intervals, call you all unappreciative fuckers, and keep punishing you by sneaking in pictures of cats being burned alive, or posting Taylor Swift music videos. Then we’ll see who cries themselves to sleep, you fucking bastards. Then we’ll see.

Now you can brag to your friends that a churchburning norwegian put your video on his shitty internet site.