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The Ocean’s new album; “Precambrian”.

The Ocean’s MySpace

Buy it. Right fucking now. Just fucking do it. It’s the most sexual experience I’ve had in the past six months, and I’ve had sex during that time. Good sex too, but nothing can beat this. I. Fucking. Came.

Discuss this post here

I’ve, yet again, maybe to the fault of my own mainly, managed to become infuriated by the myths and remedial anecdotes that non-smokers are willing and some how able to perpetuate. I am, on a nearly daily basis in real life, forced to deal with people who can claim empirical anecdotal evidence that points to the evil of secondary smoking. I have stopped arguing this, at least at any length and I simply state to them that this is the same stance as that of the faithful. To some people, if they believe God exists, then to them God will exist. It does not prove anything to me, or to anyone else though.

There is a country-wide ban on smoking in indoor public areas (restaurants and bars and etc), and I’m fine with that. I won’t be bothered with it, I’ll go some where else, where I am allowed to smoke indoors so as to not freeze my ass off every time I have to smoke. Now, this is coming under attack from the baffling non-smoker. I told this point to a friend of mine, that I’m fine with the smoke ban now, I’ll just not come out to bars until I am out of drink at the party. Usually this is around 1am, and is indeed now the time that usually any one will emerge from their parties and venture to bars and clubs.

He actually managed to say this: “Yes, that’s how selfish the smokers are, that they will delay the fun for everyone else like that and stay at a party, so that there’s no life at all in the clubs or in bars.”

I’m sorry, I said to him, but you mean to tell me that the smokers still should cater to the non-smoker, after having been thrown out of the bars and clubs, we should come back without our filthy habits, give that up I should say, just so that the non-smoker will suffer no discomfort, not the slightest inconvenience or loss of luxury, but it is we, the smokers, who are selfish? The fact that he could say that to me, showed a degree of solipsism, egocentricity and lack of introspection that is revolting, disgusting, absolutely fucking sickening. Not only had he not done his homework in general when it came to secondary smoke, as it has been proven time and time again that the only people concerned about the facts, are those who are made to suffer for them. Those who profit from speculation made the general consensus, will never endeavor to research it. And he still had the fucking balls to claim the moral highground.

I can not still fully believe that all non-smokers are like this, but more and more it seems like they are. Dispensing, conveniently enough, with the need for evidence, and saying that because others do not consider their best interest, they are the selfish ones. Yes, consider at ALL TIMES the desires of US or you will RIGHTFULLY be called selfish. How can they even bring themselves to this contradiction? It is so base, so crude, and so fucking stupid, I can’t believe they are able to do it. But they are, and trump evidence with personal experience, which a lot of smokers some how accept.

Do not attempt to present anecdotal evidence to support your claim, it will not work. “I know it’s true because I kind of feel like my throat kind of dry up”. I can prove God this way, I can prove even the moral soundness of child rape, the superiority of tomato soup over a fine steak dinner, and the stone age mentality required to make such fucking claims. I can say to you that Jesus came to me in a dream and told me to kill a bunch of people, and that Clearly, Jesus is to be judged here. You are free to believe that, of course, but I will still call you a fucking retard if you start talking loudly about it, and point out the idiocy of it.

And by the way, fuck you all.

Lately I’ve endeavored to rid my self of trite and tawdry female acquaintances. I don’t know especially why, I guess I just felt the time had come where they answer for their foolishness. So, I conjured the suspiciously terse and to the point slogan on this Norwegian equivalent of MySpace: “You can have your International Woman Day, because the rest of the year is ours”.

Needless to say this endeavor did not quickly become opulent with members, though I did not either receive the amount of hate mail I had hoped for, not even an admonition of the imminent flood of female militias for touching on the politically incorrect notion that women are somehow less worth than men.

Of course the politically correct thing nowadays is to point out how women are superior, as if that is some how more endorsing of equality, when it only stands as an obelisk to show how feeble-minded some women truly are, and is not a laudable fucking utterance or even worthy of my contemplation.

Any way, with the fickle nature of female emotions being as they are, some have started to act very strange on me. I decided to return in favor by acting severely emotionally crippled, and taking any statement that could contain a negative duality, blowing it completely out of proportion and pretend a furious riot, blocking them from my MSN for a small amount of time.

Well this all went above their heads, so I’ll not attempt it again. How ever, I think it’s a fair assumption that they’ll at least keep their distance from me now, and keep their ridiculous emotionally overloaded antics all to themselves.

Some times, I really fucking hate you cunts. I really do.

In the context of the forum having been remade and upgraded and fuck knows what, I will hold a little contest.

After 100 people have signed up, I will put all the names in adigital hat (a string array in an application) and 5 names will be picked out by me personally (or at least the random number generator) to help moderate the forum.

So if you’re wanting to create the lulz, and maintain the lulz, SIGN UP HERE FOR FUCKS SAKE

HAHHAA I FUCKING LOVE THIS! I HAVEN’T HEARD ANYTHING THIS CHIPPER SINCE THE TELETUBBIES WERE ON HAHAHA

IM SO LUCKY LUCKY
SO LOVELY LOVELY

HAHAHAHAHAH

OK so I have had a lot of complaints, and tried for a while to fix the registration of the forum. After installing some mods, registration fucked up, and would not be reverted by any measure. So I took the liberty to install phpbb3RC8, because it looks a lot better any way.

Unfortunately, that means you all have to re-register. But at least that is a possibility now.

In the future I will disable comments on my site, and make all comments pertaining to the site a matter of forum posting. Link is directly to the left if this post right now, I’m sure you can see it, but if you can’t due to some ocular deficiency, I would normally say fuck you and your crappy inferior eyes, but I’m in a good mood right now so.

JOIN THE FORUM

Fuck you guys, I’ve been busy.

Anyway, it’s nearing christmas, whoop dee doo. I fucking hate the holidays, gotta give away free shit to people I never even meet, or like, and spend the time I could have spent getting relaxed and drunk off my ass, with relatives that will be utterly disappointed when I give them the same thing I gave them last year: Money. Why can’t they just understand that I don’t give a shit.

Anyway, I’ve got some things to recommend to all of you: First of all, read Christopher Hitchens’ book, “God is Not Great“, or alternatively follow that link to have it read to you by the author himself (I heartily recommend you do), and you might also want to see the following 4 youtube clips where he wages battle in the name of reason:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ip2nw0NWUW4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shPRAN2elzY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prRTtM2GZIc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9P-x3pEejL8

Secondly get the following two games:

Crysis.

I fucking came. No really, I orgasmed, and then I asked a girl the next day why she can’t perform as well as this game. That’s right, I made her feel more inept at sexual pleasuring than a video game. And she didn’t like it, not one bit. Either way, the game does have some flaws, but they are minor and excusable, save the ending which had me nearly tear the computer a new one. The game looks fucking stunning, and most people won’t have to worry about the computer not running it, since the engine is really scalable and even at medium settings it looks fucking gorgeous. Definitely one I like.

Kane & Lynch: Dead Men.

Kane & Lynch enters with 2 convicted felons on death row on their way to be executed. Kane is a former mercenary, who is sprung free to recover some money for a… well notoriously criminal organization that feels he owes them. A lot. A really fucking lot. They set Lynch, who unbeknownst to Kane is a pill popping sadistic sick-puppy psycho with SEVERE schizophrenia, to guard him. The plot is fucking nasty, the characters (especially lynch), are so rotten and depraved, that you just have to like them, and excuse a good bunch of game play issues because the plot really drives this thing. It really does, fuck gamespot or who ever kind of rainbow and kittens faggot gave this game a bad review. The gameplay aside, it’s a fucking awesome game, and if you take the game play into consideration, it’s still really fucking good. So up yours, gamecock.