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This is what alcohol and hot girls on the internet making requests will do to you. Or, well, me.

GG guys.

I am 21 years old today.

Jesus fuck I feel old. And it’s not really because of my age.

I’m going to drink some Vodka and read a book. Have a good one.

I have rarely come across many things that have made me genuinely laugh my fucking ass off. Even laugh at all.

This is one of those things. Now, given the general moniker of my site I shouldn’t have to warn people that this is not safe for work, but there you go. God, I’ve grown soft over the fucking years haven’t I.

ANY WAY: This is probably the funniest video in existence any where. Period.

I’ve really let myself go these past 5 days. I have the week off, and I can basically do as I please, so I thought I’d take it as far as I could, and I think I got as far as I could yesterday, when my dinner consisted of strips of pork, with bacon on the side, fried in butter, french fries and a gallon of coke.

My beard is starting to look scruffy and I carry the odor of something that’s been drowning for a period of months, eaten and regurgitated. I’m down to 40 cigarettes a day, and I’ve engulfed all the alcohol I had, so at least I can’t make it worse that way.

And my place looks like utter crap, there are empty potato chip bags literally strewn across my floor, or coke bottles, beer bottles, vodka bottles, plastic bags from the convenience store, pizza boxes, or unwashed clothes.

And I can’t really say I’ve felt this awesome in quite a while. This is fucking superb. I know I’ll have to deal with it some time, but for now, I have ascended to heaven and I’m spending my days like there is no tomorrow and it’s really god damn peaceful.