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You like my site? You hate my site? You like me, my fans, the premise of what the fuck ever, or the complete opposite? Want to just see some funny fucking shit in the same vein as my site with a higher update rate? Well then you’re in fucking luck my friend, because I have the perfect fucking venue for you. Not only will you get to bash or suck up to yours truly, but you get a whole fucking BUNCH of people you are probably going to find hilarious to make fun of
RIGHT HERE: on ShinraOnline.coms’ “War Room” flaming forum.
I post there daily, and there’s a fuckton of funny shit going on. Hey, you’re here already right? What have you got to fucking lose.
4
Mar
Yeah, I have been rather sloppy about updating lately. But to shed some insight, I’ll share some history with you.
I started this site, well the first incarnation of this site, in 2003. I had grown sick and tired of the abandonware scene I had been a part of, and moderately esteemed contributor to, since the age of 13 (that’s Y2K or the year 2000). It had just grown to something sick, purulent and revolting in my eyes. Power struggles, cliques, fuck knows what. I didn’t need that shit, I just wanted to give people something that I too cared about. Nostalgic gaming.
So that was out. What else was there? Well, since I basically scrapped all connections I had with the abandonware scene, I knew I would have to garner a totally new audience. I am an entropy fan, so I knew an easy way to get a lot of followers is to simply post the sickest shit I could find. People are fucking goofy. And in the beginning, I had lots of bandwidth. Well, less than I have now but taken into consideration the amount of unique visitors I got the first time, I had *ALOT*.
So, disturbing pictures and above all else, cinematography. Porn, and Faces of Death to be specific. Now that was the real money maker. Well, mostly the porn.
So, that was 2003, and I was a 16 year old student with not much left over for student life. And just moved to a new city, so not really much to do except hang out at home and browse the internet. So I could post shit often, in great quantity.
I’m 20 now. I’m established in this city, I have a job, a place of my own, a girlfriend who I adore and for all I know adores me. I don’t have that much fucking time on my hands.
Now I know some of you might be getting scared at this point thinking “OH NO! THIS IS WHERE HE TELLS US WHAT WE SEE TOO OFTEN OF SO MANY COOL SITES! HE’S JUMPING SHIP!” Fear not, I am not jumping ship.
On with the story: I don’t have that much fucking time on my hands, and to be honest I’d rather sit in my bed, stroke my penis and have a beer while I watch Penn & Teller’s “Bullshit!” than spending an hour looking for 60 pictures displaying the most goofy, vile, humorous, repugnant shit I have ever seen, whilst trying to remember if I already posted it already. And trying to remember 20000 pictures is not that fucking easy, let me tell you.
This site used to be a lifestyle for me, it really did. I identified myself with this site, hell this site was even a gateway to social life in this city (which is scary some times but there you go). People sort of went “YOU’RE the guy who owns jaywalking???” and I could stand up, strike a pose and say; “why yes good sir, I am that most esteemed if sicko’s that owns and runs the internet site in question.”
But now, I have other things. I’ll never give this site up, I really won’t. But it’s become a very loose hobby for me now, and not at all the lifestyle it used to be. And yet, I’m attached to it still. I really enjoy doing this site. And I’ll continue doing it for that reason. Updates will be sporadic, few and far apart, they may lessen in quality even. But I’ll still try my best. And hope that you’ll still come here every once in a while.
Because I’ll fucking be here. You can quote me on that.