Jul

The Day We Died

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Jul

Work work work

by jay

I’ve started working really intensively. It’s only a 2 week period, so I’ll be back to regular updating shortly. I’ll see if I update this weekend, I need to think about it.

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Jul

Around the world

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Jul

Half Way To Wellington

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Jul

Apple hasn’t made anything useful ever

by jay

Apple can suck my ass, MacOS is a festering boil of crap, Macintosh, iMac, iPod and everything else they make is a steaming pile of inferior quality but superior bling factor. Anything they make, other companies make an equivilant product that is of better standard, and lower price.

Apple fags can go suck my dick.

Problem with macs…what I get out of the box is all it is. I can’t pop the lid off of it and modify things. I can’t overclock it. I can’t pop out the CPU and stick another one in it. I can’t buy the parts and build it myself and save money. I can’t see if the ASUS board has better performance than the PCChips board. Its Mac. Mac in a box. No mods, no overclocking, no better aftermarket hardware. It takes the fun out of computers and makes it into just an appliance, with no more ability to open up and mess with than my toaster. Hell I think you can’t even get the lid off of some of them without special tools.

http://mac-sucks.com/

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Jul

Sultry Taste Of Pain

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Jul

Links taken care of

by jay

Alright, after realizing that not only did the image and flash post links need fixing due to the upfucked URI link spoof system WordPress has, but even the torrent posts so, I spent alot of time manually YES FUCKING MANUALLY fixing the links for EVERY post in the torrents section. I tried to find a programmatical solution since I am lazy, but that would have taken more time even if it meant less work, because it meant finding a system for it.

If some links still don’t work, tell me and I will look into it.

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Jul

It’s Movie Standup Gaming Time

by jay

Alright, been a fucking while since I served you some kickass torrents (besides porn), I thought I’d give you the fucking spectrum now that I have it available for you. First off, I have been waiting for a maVen Cam release of Pirates of the Caribbean 2 because I am way too fucking busy to catch it at the movies, and I hate the cunts who frequent the cinema with their loud talking, cellphones, sneezing, and general disruptive behaviour while I am trying to enjoy the fucking movie.

However, the maVen release is yet to be seen, and all releases thus far turned out to be crap (I’ve tried them all). But, salvation is at hand. I found one cam release that actually wasn’t a steaming pile of donkey turds, by a group called PuKKa, and it looks like a DVD Rip, the sound is crisp and clear though it could be louder (turn the volume up dude), and the movie is fucking awesome. So without further ado, I bring you:

Pirates of the Caribbean 2 – Dead Mans Chest (1.37gB) sample included

Now, onward to gaming. I recalled a few years, actually more like 8 years, back trying a demo for a game called Sanitarium. I just liked the premise of it, being a pasient in a mental institution with no recollection of who you are, no introduction for the character other than the fact that yes, he is a pasient in a mental institution, and the whole game being a journey back to sanity. Well, as luck would have it others thought it was pretty fucking awesome as well, and they have ripped the full game and made an ISO torrent of it for the rest of us to enjoy. It’s a fucking kickass game, and therefor I also give you:

Sanitarium (1.97gB) 3CD Iso with patch

Last up, some stand up comedy, courtesy of Ron White, a Texas man, real cowboy and ex-bronc rider who chain smokes and drinks Whiskey on stage ranting about how life is fucking stupid. I’ll give you an exerpt:

So tell me this, why does a pair of sunglasses cost more than a 25 inch color TV? I go down to Sunglass Hut, and I see a pair of sunglasses I like. I don’t love them… I don’t… I like ‘em… 309 bucks.

So I ask the guy real politely you know; How do you sleep at night you little prick? And I told him that 2 weeks ago I bought a color television set from Walmart for 218 bucks and he goes “Well, apparently sir you don’t get it.”

I’m listening.

He goes “These sunglasses eliminate 100% of all UV rays!”

I say no apparently YOU don’t get it, this thing decodes a digital satellite signal it picks up from OUTER FUCKING SPACE!

Then it turns out the glasses got basic cable and I felt like a dickhead.

So here it is:

Ron White – They Call Me Tater Salad (499mB) DivX

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Jul

The Cosmic Killer

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Jul

OK so it wasn’t totally working.

by jay

It turns out I had to do some light work.

WordPress doesn’t link archive URL’s the way b2 did, using _GETURLs or such, (ie, index.php?d=05&m=01&y=2005), it makes a spoofed directory and links to something like http://jaywalking.us/date/june/2005 which poses a pretty big problem because in all my image posts and all my flash posts, I had linked to my img.php script without prefixing the root URL for the website. So when looking in archives, links to images would point to something like “http://jaywalking.us/date/june/2005/img.php?addr=blablabla” which seeing as how the date/june/2005 but are all spoofed directories means they naturally do no contain any img.php file.

So I had to edit every fucking link in every fucking image and flash post and add “http://jaywalking.us” any place it said “img.php” in the entire fucking database. But it’s done now, and everything works.

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Jul

I gave it my bloody all

by jay

And I don’t think it came out half-bad. It’s actually pretty fucking similar to the old get-up the site used to have.

So now, I think I’m going to allow my self some relaxation. Thank you for listening.

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Jul

Spot the fucking difference

by jay

Well, I bet you can notice something is pretty fucking different can’t you. If you can’t, you are blind and can’t see the site at all. You stupid blind person.

Alright so I’ve made the transfer from b2 to WordPress finally. I’m surprised at how much a little googling did, last time I was convinced after 4 hours of trials and tribulations that I needed the white sorcery of Gandalf and the dark sorcery of… of… some dark fucking sorcerer, in order to make it work. Now, I just fucked around google for 5 minutes, spent 2 minutes confing, creating databases and assigning rights to them for the appropriate users, and ran a script and fucking voila.

But as you can plainly see, it looks like something that’s been dragged up a certain creek with a certain instrument. So, I’m going to maybe work on the design a little. Maybe. I don’t know when, but right now I figure you don’t fucking come here for the looks of my site now do you. Still, it’s pretty bad that my image viewing script and my flash viewing script look so totally fucking different from the front page.

So hang on while I work my fucking magic. It’s gonna be dirty.

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Jul