28
Apr
Tomorrow I go to the Big City again for driving lessons, just because I want to get as many driving lessons as I possibly can before attempting to get the actual license. I don’t want to take the practical test before I am really totally absolutely ready. Also, there is a very very very vague possibility I stay for the weekend, to get more lessons next week, then possibly getting my license, selling my bike off and getting a fast $2500 there to finance everything, I’m sending in another truckload of job applciations all over town, and generally doing stuff that make me look very active and can possibly get my life back on track.
I’ve already been called up by 1 store and 1 industrial company that need someone that can come in on short notice and be a sub 2-3 days a week, so I told them I will put them at the top of my pile. It’s fun how this has all become ass backwards of what I initially imagined; me going around begging for jobs, they are actually begging me to come work for them because they are all short-handed. All in all, life is fucking peachy! Seriously, it’s even 72 and sunny! IN NORWAY!! IN FUCKING APRIL!!! THE BALANCE HAS BEEN RUINED!! ALL TO MY PHISCAL BENEFIT WAHEY!!!
And so, I leave you people browsing my site to your own devices for atleast the next day. Don’t forget to masturbate. Frequently. (This is only applicable if you are female, and you are in possession of a digital photocamera and my mail address).
Time for some Hentai, as it seems to be hugely popular according to the statistics of my site (most files are hentai torrents, most search engine referrals are hentai search strings).
First off, Akiba Girls.
Nikita Shindou loves the world of animation more than anything; he puts his life into it. He has never fallen for a real, living girl, until the day he meets Ren Aoi. Then he meets a whole bunch of other girls, for example an Ero Game actress that is embarassed about her performance in many ways (that she is at all in an Ero Game, and that her voicing during the sex scenes is artificial due to her virgin-ness). Naturally she wants Nikita Shindou’s help. There are others too, but you don’t care.
The main character, Takabe Tomohiro happened to do the first sexual intercourse in the nurse’s office after school to his classmate, Hayase Mina Tomohiro and Mina had been just friends until then. Although he was surprised at her attitude, he began to addict to the woman’s body that he knew for the first time, and he continued the relationship between her.
Suzuna is training hard to become a priestess, and is brought to the home of her future husband by Tomome, his faithful servant. She finds the mansion under a strange spell, releasing the sexual desires of everyone inside!
A highschool student Taro became the head of Hanaukyo family. He fears women so much, though there are many maids in Hanaukyo family. They can`t even touch him, but only Mariel can touch him.
This isn’t really hentai, but it’s alot of weirdo comedic situations, and fanservice/ecchi just for the sake of fanservice/ecchi. You’ll like it, and you know it.
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Apr
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27
Apr
Today I felt like doing a big rant about something in a satirical and humorous way, but then I realized you’d all laugh harder if I just took an open beer bottle and shoved it upside-down into my pants-crotch.
You suck.
27
Apr
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First off, Wolf’s Rain (again Beal here’s your credit).
The wolf Tsume [claw], hiding his true form, lived as a human. Hanging out in the city and leading a band of young delinquents, he lived by stealing food from aristocrats. But another wolf, Kiba [fang], appears before him, causing his wild blood to boil. Kiba cannot forgive Tsume for allying himself with humans, and the two have a duel, putting their pride on the line. However, the battle was interrupted, and Kiba is shot by the tenacious wolf hunter, Quent. And he is taken captive by the police station run by the aristocrats.
26
Apr
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25
Apr
You may all have heard that Britney Spears is pregnant. Well I hadn’t, until I was forcibly subjected to tabloid television, otherwise known as MTV. Apparently, there was a press-release, followed by a stride on the beach wearing a bikini to show a visibly bulging stomach, followed by the brewing masses coalescing into speculation about what ever they would name the baby.
Also, some 5000 people died in a war in Asia or somesuch.
Rumors say that the baby might be named Lynn, since Britney is so close to her mother, or it might be a hebrew name since she’s fallen for the celebrity cult of Kabbala. Something like Miriam, Kittney or even Keviney has been suggested.
I suggest they name it Failure. That way when it’s around it’s mother, it’ll just think the people talking to her are complimenting its name alot.
Paris Hilton is also eager to have a baby, of course we all know that, we’ve all seen her give it a good hard try in that videotape. Naturally, I strongly oppose to the idea of Paris Hilton procreating though, I should possibly start a petition to start something like that from ever taking place.
What I would like to do, is get some celebrity deathcamps going, so that the news in the media can focus on actual issues instead of trivial bullshit about the every day lives of celebrities that nobody really gives a crap about, it’s just there to take focus away from the fact that the world is a very shitty place for everybody but them.
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24
Apr
Nah not really, I just figured I’ve spent enough of my time doing this and my budget for the site being in a constant state of deficit. So, I figured I would try something. Yes, ads. Now, I won’t do popups or shit like that, I tried that once just because I was really strapped for cash and I felt shitty about it. But I will try something different. Instead of begging you folks to click the links, I’ve registered with companies that mostly provide a percentage of actual sales, so I’m trying to target only those with actual interest. Sort of a public service if you will.
Of course any surplus of money will go directly back into the site. Right now I’ve mostly just gotten deals with Norwegian companies (one of them being Kondomeriet, sex toys and sex paraphernelia, since I know you are all horny bastards on this site). It might not really work out well, but I figure it’s worth a shot.
I’ll have a system up to display banners in mildly discreet places, where it interrupts minimally with your browsing.
24
Apr
Alright, things in my life in general are turning out good. I’ve got a car, I’ve got a potential 2-3 day job that will pay more than enough to sustain my existance, with promises of another job to fill the rest of the week that will I might actually get relatively stinking rich. Well, atleast I can flash an upper middle class status. Which is not bad at the age of 19, if I do say so myself.
It is of course still in this uninhabited hell hole of a place, but now I have a car, so it doesn’t matter. I can just temporarily migrate at any time to actually see people. This will work because I actually love to drive. It may wear off eventually, but right now I just enjoy driving within the speed limits, enjoy nature and listen to some psytrance to disconnect and just focus on getting from A to B comfortably. To me, it’s a cathartic experience, not a hassle.
“Life is precious.” It really is. Of course, I like the Kain way of saying it more; “Life is precious, Janos discovered, as it was torn, throbbing and bleeding from his own body.” But the point still stands, no matter how you phrase it in words. I’ve been so low the past 2 years I’ve thought about killing something, possibly myself, multiple times. But in the end, I just went “Gah. Cheer up emo kid, every one else is always worse off than you. Because they are all idiots.” This is also true, which gives it that extra force, that extra OOMPH. So I kept trodding, and it pays off.
Plus killing yourself is for faggots and failures. But if you are planning to kill yourself, atleast pick up a donor card. There are people who could use a good liver, and you are just wasting yours. Also, never jump from a great height, just slash your jugular, it wastes less organs. Keep it in mind.
Now I’m going to go back in time, to when I was 12 and free of any and all worries, and relax and watch the original Blues Brothers movie. Because it just rocks so much.
22
Apr
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22
Apr
Ok, I did a subliminal test yesterday, and there’s 1 guy that apparently also watches The Daily Show. This is by far not enough people, so I urge you to watch it. For those who don’t get Comedy Central (of which I am one), you can always just download every show. You do that by going to BT EFNet Daily Show episodes and just grabbing them. You’ll need a torrent client, a media player, whatever you know what to do.
There are also other shows on BTEFnet, generally it’s a kickass tracker for TV Shows.
22
Apr
Cardinal Ratzinger, or Pope Benedikt XVI as he is now known, has been elected pope a few days ago now. I hope this guy can help bring catholics back on track with reality, I never had to look at that fucking chimney, the catholics have been blowing smoke at us for the past few decades.
First off they need to establish it as a fact that if you touch kids, guess what you’re excommunicated and you go to hell, they are always telling you what you’re going to hell for, I eat a bratwurst on fridays and I’m going to hell, but apparently there’s some wiggle-room when it comes to sodomizing adolescents.
Secondly they need to accept the fact that people can be homosexuals, catholics are always talking about the homosexuals and how they should go to counceling and get help and someone to talk them out of being gay, well guess what if you have a fireman calendar on your fridge I don’t think any amount of talking to is going to get you out of being gay. Maybe just acceptance is the key here.
Leviticus 18:22 clearly states that Homosexuality is an abomination. That’s OK with me if you choose to follow the words of Leviticus, by all means do whatever tickles your ignorant fancy, but you better vehemently follow the rest of that book too if you really think anything that thing says matters. Which means burning bulls on the steak to create a pleasing odor for the lord, stone any one who wears clothing made from more than 2 different fabrics to death, never trim the hair around your temples, never socialize with a menstruating woman etc. Most of you have probably read the open letter to Dr. Laura.
21
Apr
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I’ve been away for a while, on job interviews and crap like that. Apparently one needs money to get by in this world, and I just refuse to live on welfare (unless I actually can’t get a job, because I also refuse to die of starvation), so I’ve been job hunting. I’ve also taken some more driving lessons, and according to my instructor I’m doing good.
In lieu of the praise given to me by my instructor, and the fact that I’ve got very little left before I can actually get my license, I have spent money on a car. It’s not anything big, 1985 Toyota Camry, but it fulfills the requirements I had in mind. It’s clean, it’s not driven by a madman in the past (actually the man who owned it was very thorough about treating his cars good — to the point it became obsessive), it runs and it was a fucking bargain for being in the excellent condition it was. $1000 for a perfectly good car is just what I want.
Of course I have to get it insured as well, which isn’t cheap when you’re 19. And there’s the whole gas prices being at $5-6 a gallon here (you americans really are whiny little shits), which will definately be a larger source of expense, coupled with my smoking, excessive drinking, hookers and blackjack… Lord knows, I might have to give up bi-daily steak dinners for this.
But all in all, it’s been good. I’m going back next Friday for more driving lessons, and more job hunting. Possibly a drink or two with some friends, most likely stay the weekend and then go job hunting again during monday, and if I luck out, I move there permanently, which means from next week again it might take a while before my next update, as I might be getting settled in with a new place. That is, if I am lucky. Cross you fingers, toes, synapses and such.
17
Apr
I was forced to go to my aunts and uncles today for Chicken Soup dinner and stuff. Went there at 11am and stayed until 4:30pm. Oh well atleast it was good soup, and my uncle is always fun to be with. My aunts not that bad either, but her oldest daughter, oh my fucking god the nuisance. Her youngest doesn’t talk yet, although she makes weirdo sounds alot, so I can handle her, but that evil spawn of satan that is her oldest one…
Anyways, as a result I’ve just not had the time to do anything computer-related today, and I still have Counter-Strike I need to catch up on. I will get images later, I’ve already started getting some.
Oh, and since he’s a whiny attention whore, thanks to Beal for tipping me about most of yesterdays anime. There you go dutchy.
16
Apr
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16
Apr
Alright, so I’ve gotten lazy and spellbound by Counter-Strike. It’s a truly hazardous combination. But it was the only thing to do after running out of anime to watch, and the room to get more. However, I have now bought a shitload of CD-R’s to clear room for more, and I’m now downloading more, which I thought I would share with you people.
Most people have probably heard of Lain from somewhere, it’s one of those animes you simply should have seen. I avoided seeing Lain for that very reason, that everyone else, especially those fairly new to anime, recommended it so much.
Serial Experiments Lain is about Lain Iwakura, an introverted 14-year old girl. After Lain receives an email from Chisa Yomada, a classmate who committed suicide, she takes an interest in the Wired. The Wired is essentially the internet on steroids, where what we would call addiction today is commonplace.
The main character, a girl, wakes up from a dream to find herself in a strange new world. She does not remember anything of her life until the she is born as one of the Haibane, gray-winged angel-like beings with halos above their heads. All Haibane know nothing of their former lives, all the memories blank. As such, they simply co-exist with the normal people inhabiting the same town.
Many people told me about this one in reference to Mahou Tsukai ni Taisetsu na Koto (aka Someday’s dreamers), and as such I thought I could check it out. A reminder to those that want to get Somedays Dreamers: You need the CoreAAC sound filter for it to work.
Don`t watch this because of the action scenes. You can try, but know that the focus lies somewhere else. This is NOT about a couple of “supergirls” saving the world. By far not. Actually it paints a disturbingly realistic scenario about a couple of small girls who were brainwashed and forced to fight a battle that is not their own. They suffer from their implants, and their conditioning-based slavish loyalty to their superiors is a quite macabre sight as well.
Stuck in a dilemma, the Japanese government decided to pick out certain young men and women to send into the battlefield. And so 15 year old Atsushi Hayami, in the battle against Genjuu, becomes a member of the “5121 Force”. Piloting a humanoid fighting machine HTW, he becomes the trump card to fight in the front lines.
It’s a slow developing series, and it doesn’t really begin until Episode 4, but if you have the patience it’s a great series.
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Apr
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