31
Mar
So, in my quest for things to do, I have made an FTP Client core DLL that I thought I’d just use with my webtool to further ease updating the site with stupid images. However, as I got hilariously bored, I started making a GUI for it too. It’s actually pretty simple to make the core and GUI, but got tedious after about 10 hours of text parsing the FTP Server responses. Because more or less, that’s all it is.
I will probably upload all the source code for the FTP Client Core/GUI when it’s done. Maybe in a few days time, and even then it will still be kind of crappy. Now I still have 22 hours before my downloads finish, and jack shit to do. Gonna grab a pizza and go to sleep.
31
Mar
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Alright, I’m now downloading like 8 torrents consecutively. This is so horribly counter-intuitive to why I was looking for them (passing time while torrents downloaded to look for more torrents), and it’s going somewhat sluggish at the moment. It’s a good way to get my sleeping pattern back to normal though. Also, I’ve found what I believe to be a few gems, though I have of course yet to personally validate this. But people say good things.
First off, and I know many anime otakus may feel like slaying me for this, Eiken.
I found this review that appropriately describes it, IMO, on Two-Cent reviews.
When it comes to Eiken, there are people that haven’t seen it, and people that have. And of the people that have seen it, there are those that run away from it scarred for life, and then there are… the believers. Of all the anime that I’ve seen, I’ve never seen anything with as much fanservice as Eiken. Blatant, relentless, unrepenting, unflinching. It looks like it was made to parody all the fanservice/harem anime out there, but in doing so, has topped them all. So what does this show feature? A spectacular slow-motion sequence involving noodles and a complete disregard for the law of gravity (a scene that took several minutes to set up), which is only exceeded by the Water Slide event, complete with a seemingly infinite quantity of yogurt, and the most sexual innuendo an anime could ever hope to pack into the scant few minutes that this scene lasts, yet without any direct nudity. I can’t even begin to imagine what the second episode would contain, or why they were allowed to make a second episode at all.
As for the plot? Yes, there is one, although not much of one. Densuke Mifune, newly transferred to the school and perhaps the dullest boy in the world (of course), is drafted into the Eiken Club because of his pure averageness. The Eiken Club comprises almost entirely girls (of course) and they all have huge knockers (of course!) except for one, and that’s only because she’s in second grade, and this second grader is one of those technical geniuses that can design/build/repair anything (of course). So, Densuke falls for one of the members of this club, after falling on her (of course), landing his hands on breasts that were likely viewed as prototypes for the landers for the Mars rovers but deemed too large to be feasible (of course). Fanservice ensues.
Whatever’s been done before, has been overdone here. There is nothing more I can say (of course). The first time I watched it, I knew I was in trouble when the fansubber put in a blurb about milk.
Half an hour later, I am temporarily catatonic, my eyes unfocused and moving independently of each other, (possibly a side effect from attempting to track multiple jiggling) but I’m still able to maintain some coherent thoughts, steering my frame towards the fridge not unlike a crippled bomber in a WWII movie, with an overwhelming craving for dairy products of any kind. My survival relied heavily on my already high tolerance for fanservice. When I finally regained control of my senses, I realized that others had to see this. I would not force anyone, they would view it of their own free will. And of those that watched it, most of them inadvertantly became believers as well. Will I watch it again? Absolutely. I’ve already lost count of how many times I’ve seen it, and I can see myself watching it many more times. One could say it’s a perverted, animated form of the “Ring” curse, but I won’t pursue that angle. That would be just plain weird.
Based in the present day Tokyo, there exists people known as Mahou Tsukai (people who use magic or “Mages”). But, even though there’s magic around, there’s not much difference from the world we live in. It has things such as TVs, mobiles and PCs. Cars run on gasoline, and even trains and aeroplanes work through science. It’s just that Mages live around the city. If the right procedures were followed, anyone can also become a Mage.
Yume Kikuchi is a 17 year old 2nd year senior high school student. So that she can officially become a Mage, Yume makes use of her summer break and leaves for the capital from Tooya in the Iwate prefecture. It’s the first time she’s been to Tokyo. First time she’s been to a boarding house. And she was thinking that it’ll be an all girl’s place too but in fact, the manager’s a charming male. Caught in a mix of anxiety and great anticipation, Yume’s training in magic begins.
30
Mar
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30
Mar
Alright, while waiting for some stuff to finish downloading, I am frantically trying to figure out things to do to pass the time. However, since creativity has never really been a strong point with me, it’s limited to finding MORE stuff to download, and maybe do some crappy coding.
I’ve already improved my little web tool that renames images, and spits out HTML. Previously I had them divided into 2 seperate programs, and the linker tool was kind of a drag to use, because I always had to specify the preceding links line (chronological folder system I have set up), where to output the HTML, and the amount of links on each line.
Now I’ve just made one that decides all that for me. Based on what year, month and day it is, it will churn out everything automatically, and all I have to do is specify where on my hard drive I keep images, and press the magic “Do It!” button. It was interesting at first, because .NET as far as I know does not provide a native way of getting the Name of the month by using the DateTime class, and I needed the name and not just the numeric value of the month. This is accomplished by some pretty simple code:
string[] strMonths = new string[] {
“January”, “February”, “March”,
“April”, “May”, “June”,
“July”, “August”, “September”,
“October”, “November”, “December”};
string strURL = “media/”;
//add year to URL
strURL += DateTime.Now.Year.ToString()+”/”;
//add Month Name String to URL instead of numeric value
strURL += strMonths[DateTime.Now.Month-1]+”/”;
//add numeric value for day to URL
strURL += DateTime.Now.Day.ToString()+”/”;
//add images folder to URL
strURL += “images/”;
I spent maybe 40 minutes actually making the tool, cleaning up the shitty little GUI I made for it, and then I spent 5 hours cleaning, reorganizing and rewriting the code. So needless to say, I was bored out of my fucking wits. But either way, I think it was a nice 300 line investment in laziness. I even made a little random password generator that I am now using to create FTP/MySQL passwords for the users on HollowMatrix, since that’s better than thinking them up on my own. Also they become hellishly secure when I do it this way.
Here’s the random password generator for those who could use it (requires the .NET platform).
Source Code for the paranoid/interested.
Also, I just found some porn movie called “2001: A Big Bust Odyssey”. I only mention it because
1. I like big tits. We all do.
2. The “plot” (I really use the term lightly when it comes to porn, logically so) is perhaps the most ridiculous ever concieved, and just because I want to I like to think it is because the people who made it wanted it to be.
Basically, some douche with very long hair from Planet Something has been sent out to space, because his planets’ women are deprived cleavage. And so, he arrives on Planet Silicone, and begs that they spawn with the men of his planet, to re-supply it with big titted women. There are also ray-guns that emit pure sexual energy! It’s generally just laughable and hilariously stupid (in a good way) AND there are also big tits. So, all in all, this one is a winner!
29
Mar
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29
Mar
Alright, here is the latest Anime I am watching.
Shiki Tohno was in a serious accident. With his new, inherited vision, he can see the lines that “holds the world together.” If he breaks these lines, he will destroy something. Given a pair of glasses, a mysterious woman tells him, “Only take them off when you have someone you want to protect…”
The story begins with a bizarre twist. A form of dimensia, it seems that understanding Tohno isn`t going to be the focus, after all since it looks exactly like something from Serial Experiments Lain. Then, at the middle of episode 2, I found myself locked into the basic drama that this story was unfolding. Further in, at about episode 3, the action really starts to pick up, and from then on…I was hooked. Shingetsutan Tsukihime is a dark horse; it may not make much sense at first, but give it a chance.
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I am now seriously contemplating a prescription of melatonin. I am up now at at this hour, going on no sleep for 24 hours, and it’s pretty much how I spend every day now almost. Going on 48-hour days, 36 hours awake and 12 hours of sleep. And it’s seriously no fun.
But of course, at this hour the melatonin starts to kick in, instead of the usual 9pm-ish time. So now I think I’m just going to crash for a while and wait for Shingetsutan Tsukihime download to finish. It promises to be goodness.
27
Mar
The site where I am one of the co-admins, HollowMatrix, which is a forum for anything computer and web-related, has finally gotten its free hosting up and running. So far there’s a few DNS issues we’re ironing out, but it’s up and running.
So, if you want free hosting for testing/educational purposes, or just help with your php/asp/.NET/Photoshop/SQL/C/C++ whatever, drop by Hollow Matrix and check it out. Note that you need 50 posts/points to be eligable for hosting, and you need to remain an active member of the forum to sustain your hosting.
I am currently handling Free Hosting applications. Be sure to read the FAQ and shit before posting your mindless drivel.
27
Mar
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While perusing the internet, I remembered that “Hey Family Guy is a pretty damn good show”. So I tracked down a torrent for the 3 season complete DVD rip. And here it is!
Cytherea and her 7 squirty orgasms3 random videos from 21st Sextury
26
Mar
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Terri Schiavo. You’ve all seen too much of her, like me, undoubtedly. This woman has singlehandedly… hmm well not really she had help from her husband, seeing as how her hands are pretty much inanimate at this stage… But she has totally hi-jacked every god damn station on my TV, and she has spawned more retarded emotions, opinions and views than that whole Flag burning thing 10 years ago.
Seriously, let her fucking die. Fox can have a psychic tell you her soul percieves everything as much as they want, I don’t see how that makes shit any better though.
Oh, so she’s in excrutiating pain, she can’t move, she can’t speak, she can’t sustain her own existance by eating on her own, BUT SHE CAN PERCIEVE HERSELF BEING IN THIS CRAPPY STATE. So there is a purpose in her life now after all… And her husband is an evil man, for wanting to end her suffering? Even if he is a sadistic bastard at heart, seriously her death would do her nothing but good. And I doubt that he is.
And I would say who are all these people to decide life and death, why do they all fear death so much, especially that of someone else. Read some more Nietzsche you bastards. You might inquire “well who is Mr. Schiavo to fulfill Mrs. Schiavo’s request of ending her life, how is he different in judging if she gets to live or die from what we are?”
HE’S HER FUCKING HUSBAND THAT’S HOW
Seriously, the certain prospect of death is what makes life so sweet. Death has been made a bitter drop of poison by you strange, strange apothecary souls (Nietzsche said that, or well, something very similar atleast). If you were Terri Schiavo, would you want to live? I wouldn’t. Now shoot her in the face and bring back normal fucking television.
Also, you can check this out as well. Makes me go “That’s good satire!”
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25
Mar
Alright. Now, I know I don’t say this enough, and I do tend to spew out anti-americanism alot, with reason though, I have sensed alot of anti-intellectualism going on over there ever since around 1980 coincidentally enough… But seriously in so many ways do I prefer it to my own nation I could not possibly list them all. And it’s not that I hate republicans because they are dumbshits or they are just too ignorant to see anything beyond their own perception of the world, believe me I hate democrats and liberals equally much with their inability to get anything done, and their faction-based conglomeratism. Atleast conservatives are all organized into one giant mass of stupid, liberals can’t even do that.
But Norway is just retarded. In Norway, if a person gets killed, the news agencies go “hoooweee we’ve got the next months filled”. Any other country, every day the news just gives you a number and moves on. Atleast in America, darwinism has got some kind of foothold. Osama could try for aeons, and still not kill more americans than americans kill by themselves. Here, every dipshit that gets born into this fucking country gets to live and it’s really depressing.
I think we should organize some sort of brutal mass murder deal here, coalesce into one big healthy gut-laugh and say “A step in the right direction for humanity”. The idea that every man has a right to live is, well, bullshit. Anti-evolutionary and it’s not logical. I guess subliminally it’s one of the reasons I smoke and drink so much, one of the reasons is I’ll rid the world of one excessive fevered ego, and another important one is that well I don’t have to endure you fuckheads longer than you have to endure each other.
In many ways though, Norway has got the same deal as the US has. Some conservative christian dumbass in charge (he’s got a 4% approval rating, hurrah), and he’s basically just doing what others tell him to without realizing what’s going on in the outside world. Basically, both Norway’s prime minister and George Bush is living in the Truman Show.
We don’t need jackasses like this representing our nations, you americans have seen what it’s done for you, the whole world judges your nation based on its representatives, and not the people actually living in it. In my country, well not so much. Our leader is actually an apt representative, so you can see why I’m scared and sick of living here and think more highly of USA than I let you all in on.
Move to Norway, it’s slightly better than being kicked in the nuts!
24
Mar
Right so I just whipped something up and uploaded a few torrents.
First, Some Big Brother nekkidness from the Norwegian/Swedish cooperation crap thing whatever. Here’s some tits.
Hannah ShowerBritt Shower
Now just some random porn stuff
Big Tits Round Asses – China BarbieGirl sucks her GF off
Finally, some hentai mags.
Secret Plot Hentai Series
24
Mar
Seriously. I’m taking those bastard cousins and throwing them out. Not only have they totally fucked up my sleeping pattern with running around the house constantly, day in and day out, and then keeping it up at night as well. But now they also demand I get up on 4 hours sleep and I guess do juggling or magic tricks to keep them entertained.
And I won’t fucking have it.
On that note, I might not have time to update today, atleast not until later, since I’ll be beating the crap out of my relatives today. Might do some pictures, might do some random torrents later. We’ll see how it goes.
23
Mar
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Call this unoriginal or whatever, here it is. I get like 5-6 every fucking day, this one just took the prize.
Subject: Link Exchange.
From: webmaster@uk18dvd.com
Date: 22.03.2005 17:35Dear Webmaster,
I would be interested in exchanging links with your website in order to
increase both of our sites traffic and search engine rankings. Mine is a
PR5 site that has several top 5 rankings on Google, MSN and Yahoo already.I have a Recipricol Manager installed on my site. This should make
exchanging links much easier.All you need to do is to go to
and read the linking instructions on the page.
Then add my link to your site and fill in your link details in the form
provided at the bottom of the page. Your link will then be live within 24
hours. And you will recive an email confirmation of this.If you have any questions please let me know.
Thanks,
Matt
Ok, so he wants a link exchange, how new.
My response:
Dear Asshat,I don’t do fucking requests. In order for me to link you, you have to be worthy of it, or be a good friend.
Fuck off,
Jay.
This is not to say that you people can’t keep mailing me asking me dumbass questions or asking for a link exchange, but said questions better be worthy of a response, or said sites better be worthy of my time. And that means among other things, don’t be an online fucking porn DVD store. Really though, I’m not interested in other sites linking me, I get just enough visits for the amount of monthly bandwidth I have available. But if I see a site and it’s good, I will link it.
But just to limit the amount of crap I get daily, by e-mailing me you agree to the following:
-I reserve the right to post your e-mail, and your e-mail address on my site.
-I reserve the right to tell you to shove inanimate objects into bodily crevices on your person.
-I reserve the right to make no reaction what so ever to any e-mails as I see fit.
-I reserve the right to publicly humiliate you.
-I reserve the right to use whatever language, attitude or tone I want.
If you fully comprehend all of the above, you may try.