28
Jan
I make no jokes about it, this is one fucked up flash.
27
Jan
Some random guy called Mayseth (you can find him on irc.stratics.com #shivering) started to rant to me about how my site apparently serves no purpose what so ever, except pictures to look at for no reason. Well doesn’t that just make my blood fucking curdle. He’s one astute fucking observer isn’t he.
So everything I do has to have a deep profound fucking meaning to it? Well shit, The Wall comes to mind. This guy is the kind of guy that doesn’t want a free hamburger because it has pickles in it. If you don’t like the pickles, shit don’t fucking eat it! I won’t force you. But in return, don’t yell at me because I fucking offered it. I don’t have any fucking capitalistic motives behind this, the ads I put on my site are there because of necessity. And the way things are going, they will only be there for 10 more days because you are good people that click them and I will afford to upgrade my hosting soon.
“Our emotions are running wild but our minds have stopped”. I think my site is a pretty decent waste of time for those looking for something like that. If you’re not out to kill a few minutes/hours YOU do something constructive and creative. Think of a way to feed and clothe the homeless. People are too quick to judge the homeless. You see one begging you for money and you go “Shit you’re just gonna waste it on drugs and alcohol”. Well shit that’s what I was going to waste it on too, let’s not be too hasty here.
We should make marijuana not only legal, but mandatory. Bunch of mellow hungry fucked up people everywhere, that would be a nice world.
If you do feel like randomly blurting out your emotions about my site, you can though. Either comment (you don’t have to be registered) or mail me. Whatever. I won’t hold it against you, your opinion is your own. But don’t preach your ethics, moral, or why your view on life is the ultimate truth. Because I won’t fucking listen. And neither will anyone else.
26
Jan
Buying Half-Life 2 and Counter-Strike: Source may have been the stupidest thing I have ever done, because now I can hardly stop playing it. God dammit it rules so friggin much.
As such, I’ve not bothered getting stuff to put up here as much, but I have some shit stored for these occasions just in case. So I will probably make some sort of pr0nny update tomorrow. If I find you people worthy that is, and CS:S does not beckon me more.
24
Jan
My site is now moved to a cooler box. That’s the good news. The infinately sad news is that I’ve done the math, and realized people will be people after all. Give people free porn, they will download it and/or watch it. And I don’t blame you. I really don’t.
But this fact of life means something very concrete. I am using more bandwidth than I am paying for. So, in order to continue to please you, the pornfie I mean, end consumer, I’ve been forced to put banner ads on the image viewing parts of my site, as well as popups. If the banners themselves generate enough click-throughs to pay for the meager price of upgrading, I will remove the popups. If they pay enough and more too it, I will remove the ads alltogether. Ad-less porn is just one click away, folks.
So what does this all mean? Everytime you watch a picture on my site you will a) see 2 (two) banner ads and there will be 1 (one) popup window per image viewed. I’m really sorry. Truly I am. I hate popups more than I hate organized religion, and that says a whole fucking lot.
All I need is maybe a weeks worth of raw impressions and clicks though, it may not take more than that to become ad-less again. But it all depends on you.
I will wait until tomorrow to post another batch of pr0n though, because DNS might take a while to refresh for most people.
23
Jan
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23
Jan
My site is soon being moved over to a different box, so just to avoid data corruption in this process, I will not be updating much until my webhost says it’s safe to do so.
On the bright side, it’ll be one huge update when it gets safe :P
23
Jan
Do you want free e-mail? With a kickass address, namely you@jaywalking.us? I have unlimited e-mail aliases to give out, so on a TRIAL BASIS, I am giving out free e-mail accounts with 10mb space. This quota may increase or decrease after a time.
It has both webmail (Neomail, Horde, SquirrelMail) and POP3 mail (for Outlook/Thunderbird).
My reason for this? Well first of all I’d like to see if anyone is actually interested, or if everybody on the planet has snatched up those shitty gmail invites (I mean there are only as many gmail invites as there are asians in the world, so exclusive). Secondly, well, because I can.
If anyone is interested, mail me with desired account information, and I will set your ass up good!
I mean, give you free e-mail.
23
Jan
So I finally got bored enough to buy Half Life 2 Bronze Package (via steam, hope that doesn’t backfire on me I just don’t like giving Steam my CC number). Now it’s taking fucking aeons to download. I wish Steam servers were a little better.
And really, people complain a little about HL2 being short and whatnot. Here’s news: People never really gave 2 shits about Half Life 2. The main reason it’s so hyped is because most of it’s customer base is 14 year old CS players. All most people want is CS: Source. And I know I will probably spend 2 weeks playing CS: Source before even trying out single player.
23
Jan
This is how they party in Zurich. I wanner go there, grargle nice babes.
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“Peace, as long as it profits us, through superior firepower.”
America doesn’t want anyone else to develop WMD’s because it wants sole selling rights. USA has like 2000 more nukes than all other countries combined, what the hell are you afraid of?
And as proven by 9/11, if you are attacked, it’s not going to be with nukes. It’s going to be a small faction hellbent on overthrowing capitalism, and logically they won’t have the phiscal means to develop nuclear armament. They will just drive a semi into your home, so you’d be better off blowing up Scania factories.
I’d comemmorate USA on it’s excellent marketing policy though. Using puppet (eg Bush, he’s not really a bad guy, it’s the 5 neo-conservative evangelist asshatmasters with a vengeance standing behind him that are bad) to talk to the nation, while the capitalistic powers that drive the nation push old outdated weapons on innocent nations of little brown people, and then use new weapons to destroy them.
Here’s my actual conspiracy theory, for those who want to hear it.
It makes no difference what president you choose, atleast in the first term election campaign, he wants to do what he says he wants to do, for the good of the american public. I truly believe that. But when he’s elected, he’s dragged into a smokey room filled with the 12 industrialist, capitalist media consortium generallisimo’s that got him elected. The lights go out, a TV screen comes down from the roof, and plays a video recording of the John F. Kennedy assassination from an angle the new president has never seen before. Looking suspiciously like it’s coming off the grassy knoll.
The screen goes up, one of the 12 guys say:
“Any questions?”
“Uh, just what my agenda is”
“First you bomb Iraq”
“okeedokee.”
And since Iran may be a serious threat to capitalism (not to the USA itself, that’s bullshit, and the USA isn’t interested in singling out the factions that actually do harm), yeah they are probably next.
You know it’s bad when the people controlling the future of the middle east are 5 neo-conservative hardcore christians, and a jew.
22
Jan
I fixed a small bug in the image viewing template that would link to a folder when it came to the last image in this folder. When viewing the last picture, the NEXT button now links to the first picture, and when viewing the first picture the PREV button links to the last picture. Winnar.
22
Jan
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22
Jan
All Your Base!
Crash Different
Everyone else has had more sex than me
Freaky flash. Really freaky.
You Are an Arse
22
Jan
Ashlee Simpson is kinda like her sister WhatsHerNameWithBigTits, and Paris Hilton. They all have no real talent what so ever, just a knack for whoring publicity. It’s time the pain inflicted upon the social collective unconscious from atleast one of these buttmunchers stopped. And as fast as humanly possible. Therefor, I encourage all of you to Sign the Stop Ashlee Simpson Online Petition.
Thank you.
21
Jan
The wacky square yellow SpongeBob is one of the stars of a music video due to be sent to 61,000 U.S. schools in March. The makers — the nonprofit We Are Family Foundation — say the video is designed to encourage tolerance and diversity.
But at least two Christian activist groups say the innocent cartoon characters are being exploited to promote the acceptance of homosexuality.
“A short step beneath the surface reveals that one of the differences being celebrated is homosexuality,” wrote Ed Vitagliano in an article for the American Family Association.
Source: CNN News
21
Jan
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21
Jan
Thanks to Parazuce of Zuceproject for making a Next/Previous link in my image viewing template. They will link the next and previous image in the current directory. There may still be a few bugs, but on the whole it works pretty good.
21
Jan
So I just bought a friend of mine a delayed christmas/bday present, webhosting. He’s a great guy. Currently trying to find a theme that suits his geeky gayness. Because he is after all a homosexual programmer. Surprisingly there aren’tthat many themes revolving around that sort of thing.
Also I’m modifying my image viewing template to have a NEXT and PREVIOUS link, so you don’t have to click a new window ever time you view an image, as prompted by Ruff.
21
Jan
Right, so I’m thinking about posting like 1700 mardi gras shots in one bigass kerblam. I don’t really know if I will yet, because a) that might take a year to load and b) that might rape my bandwidth.
But I already have the tools to make it ever so easy to link them, so maybe I should. Go for Guinness Book of World Records “Largest batch of pr0n ever linked in one big kerblam!”
21
Jan
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