Anyway, this means there probably won’t be too many image updates for next week because I rely pretty heavily on the image uploading application I coded to do those since all gallery scripts fucking suck monkey dick, but I’ll try to make up for it by just finding other kinds of content (aka porn) for you to enjoy while I’m there because I can obviously do those from any computer.

Anyway yeah, I’ll try to keep up with image updates this week but as I said earlier it’s kinda hard to fucking do now. I’ll get started early with the porn shit though! Just look here:

Vanessa Blue’s Big Tits (check out the preview picture here)

Dolly Kumar GIANT tits on webcam (check out the preview picture here)

Outside of that, I don’t feel comfortable compiling picture galleries at school for obvious reasons. I’m working on one now though, and it should he there in a few hours. This shit is really starting to take longer and longer to do, just because I’m actually just running out of good pictures to snag off the internet (help is appreciated from the people who are actually able to communicate with me, you know who you are) so it’s going slower than what it once did. Oh well.

I also just watched a few movies this weekend: Iron Man 2, The Expendables and Robin Hood. Iron Man 2 was OK, I mean it was entertaining, nothing spectacular but it’ll keep you entertained. The Expendables was actually fucking hilarious and rocking mad dude-points for just being about kicking ass blowing shit up and grabbing the girl. There are also some undertones to remind the US what they were doing in the 60′s and 70′s in Latin America (Allende, for example) and are doing today in the middle-east, which gives huge bonus points obviously.

Robin Hood sucked. It was just boring as shit and the story was gay and they apparently hired Ed Wood from beyond the grave to direct shit. You can see tractor tracks and all kinds of dumb shit throughout the movie as they go along the countryside of whatever country it was filmed in, and it’s just a disappointing piece of shit film.

Anyway, back to picturehoarding.

And I guess some crazy chink took hostages at the Discovery Channel headquarters to try and stop people from fucking. I don’t really know what that was about, I don’t care about the news at all really, but he looked like he needed to get laid.

Damn that's one ugly chink

Gives whole new meaning to environMENTAList I guess.

Oh hey Ramadan is almost over, which means sandniggers are almost allowed to eat again. I hereby propose you find a sandnigger who observes ramadan, and eat him before it’s too late and he gets all fatty and his fllesh becomes way too marbled. Also, you should do it before he, you know, kills you your family and everyone you know and love because he’s a retarded religious cuntbag.

Anyways, have a great weekend. I’m going back to bed to feel sorry for myself.

Christina Aguilera

“So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?”

You see, I often find that the less important something is, the more attention we are willing to devote to it. At least that seems to be the trend, since we pour our love onto insignificant pieces of shit like Brad and Angelina’s millionth adopted child or spend countless hours reading up on the personal life and work of Lindsay Lohan and Paris fucking Hilton. Have they done drugs? Yes, mystery solved now move the fuck on people.

What’s frustrating is that there is virtually a library of knowledge available and digested every day by people about these things that do not matter, as opposed to the things that do matter. What did your congressman last vote on? That doesn’t even take long to find out, but it is less readily available knowledge because it doesn’t capture the imagination, it doesn’t ensorcell the money bags behind the TV screens shoving brand name snacks and carbonated beverages down their fucking throats. Because the ways our lives are governed, and the way the world works, isn’t as interesting to people as watching Lindsay Lohan cry in court.

“Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything.”

Ivana Trump

Among the lowest grossing media productions to ever be made are scientific and socio-political documentaries. Very few people watch them, except on History Channel or Discovery when nothing else is on. Who needs to know how a black hole works, or how it isn’t actually a hole at all, when we can go see The Expendables!

This as you might have guessed saddens me greatly. What’s bigger and scarier than a black hole? And they’re also the key to understanding the universe around us, so it shoulld be easy to get people to watch this documentary:

It turns out people are difficult to keep in your grip. If it’s significant, we ignore it. If it’s trivial, we can’t get enough of it. And people get dumber, and dumber, until the dumb people are actually the ones who run our countries, ruining our economy, sending jobs overseas or simply making them magically disappear.

Dan Quayle

“The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation’s history. I mean in this century’s history. But we all lived in this century. I didn’t live in this century.”

Now our money’s worthless, there’s a job shortage the likes of which has not been seen since the great depression, when last private businesses and banking interests got free reign to do what ever the fuck they wanted, when will we start noticing? When are we going to start checking in on what our guys in office are actually doing with our fucking time? We only have so much of it, you won’t live forever, and when you die there is now a very real chance the only legacy you’re leaving behind is “the guys who were too stupid to notice an entire country, an entire society, was usurped from under their feet by 1% of the population” and that it was done entirely through prop comedy distraction. All it took was a fucking remote control and something that wasn’t even scripted, just dumbasses on TV, and you didn’t even notice you were being fucked.

“I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don’t always agree with them”

George Bush

Stop and check if there’s a politician’s dick up your ass right now. And after you do, get enlightened. I’m not going to ask you to read a book, I’m trying to remain realistic after all. But watch a documentary, please. If you’re going to be governed by commercial programming and media conglomerates anyway, check out one of the only sources of gripping reality still available to us, because trust me, Jersey Shore is neither gripping nor real.

You owe it to your self, and your legacy, and the ones who follow us, to stop being stupid. There are no excuses.