7
Sep
So on friday I’m going to Montenegro, which is a small country to the north-east of Italy for you americans out there who know nothing of shit outside your congressional fucking district, and I’m pretty excited about it. It’s like a 3 hour flight to just mediterranean baller weather on the riviera bordering Italy. I’m going with my family so that’s going to be pretty chill too, although my sister is freaking the fuck out about the plane trip. Whatever, I’ll just feed her a lot of valium or something and hope there aren’t too many small children on the flight because I will fucking kill them with my own hands if I have to sit for more than 5 minutes with some obnoxious child bawling because his cocksucker parents didn’t plan ahead for food or shit like that.
Anyway, this means there probably won’t be too many image updates for next week because I rely pretty heavily on the image uploading application I coded to do those since all gallery scripts fucking suck monkey dick, but I’ll try to make up for it by just finding other kinds of content (aka porn) for you to enjoy while I’m there because I can obviously do those from any computer.
Anyway yeah, I’ll try to keep up with image updates this week but as I said earlier it’s kinda hard to fucking do now. I’ll get started early with the porn shit though! Just look here:
Vanessa Blue’s Big Tits (check out the preview picture here)
Dolly Kumar GIANT tits on webcam (check out the preview picture here)
2
Sep
As the years trod on towards the failure of the universes thermomechanical functions, closely accompanied by our inevitable doom, it might be worth a moment of our time to think about what we’re doing with it. Our time, that is. It might be interesting to note some things of importance, and contrast them with things that aren’t important at all, to create some perspective.
 Christina Aguilera |
“So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?” |
You see, I often find that the less important something is, the more attention we are willing to devote to it. At least that seems to be the trend, since we pour our love onto insignificant pieces of shit like Brad and Angelina’s millionth adopted child or spend countless hours reading up on the personal life and work of Lindsay Lohan and Paris fucking Hilton. Have they done drugs? Yes, mystery solved now move the fuck on people.
What’s frustrating is that there is virtually a library of knowledge available and digested every day by people about these things that do not matter, as opposed to the things that do matter. What did your congressman last vote on? That doesn’t even take long to find out, but it is less readily available knowledge because it doesn’t capture the imagination, it doesn’t ensorcell the money bags behind the TV screens shoving brand name snacks and carbonated beverages down their fucking throats. Because the ways our lives are governed, and the way the world works, isn’t as interesting to people as watching Lindsay Lohan cry in court.
| “Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything.” |  Ivana Trump |
Among the lowest grossing media productions to ever be made are scientific and socio-political documentaries. Very few people watch them, except on History Channel or Discovery when nothing else is on. Who needs to know how a black hole works, or how it isn’t actually a hole at all, when we can go see The Expendables!
This as you might have guessed saddens me greatly. What’s bigger and scarier than a black hole? And they’re also the key to understanding the universe around us, so it shoulld be easy to get people to watch this documentary:
BBC Horizons: Who's afraid of a big black hole?
It turns out people are difficult to keep in your grip. If it’s significant, we ignore it. If it’s trivial, we can’t get enough of it. And people get dumber, and dumber, until the dumb people are actually the ones who run our countries, ruining our economy, sending jobs overseas or simply making them magically disappear.
 Dan Quayle |
“The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation’s history. I mean in this century’s history. But we all lived in this century. I didn’t live in this century.” |
Now our money’s worthless, there’s a job shortage the likes of which has not been seen since the great depression, when last private businesses and banking interests got free reign to do what ever the fuck they wanted, when will we start noticing? When are we going to start checking in on what our guys in office are actually doing with our fucking time? We only have so much of it, you won’t live forever, and when you die there is now a very real chance the only legacy you’re leaving behind is “the guys who were too stupid to notice an entire country, an entire society, was usurped from under their feet by 1% of the population” and that it was done entirely through prop comedy distraction. All it took was a fucking remote control and something that wasn’t even scripted, just dumbasses on TV, and you didn’t even notice you were being fucked.
| “I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don’t always agree with them” |  George Bush |
Stop and check if there’s a politician’s dick up your ass right now. And after you do, get enlightened. I’m not going to ask you to read a book, I’m trying to remain realistic after all. But watch a documentary, please. If you’re going to be governed by commercial programming and media conglomerates anyway, check out one of the only sources of gripping reality still available to us, because trust me, Jersey Shore is neither gripping nor real.
You owe it to your self, and your legacy, and the ones who follow us, to stop being stupid. There are no excuses.
31
Aug
OK, so I’ve had some pretty hefty fits over the past few days over religion killing people and sending us back to the fucking stone-age, american politics bleeding into every corner of our lives, no matter where on the planet we live, bigotry, lies, the unjustifiable focus we give the state of Lindsay Lohan’s fucking prison stay instead of what your government is doing to make sure you have a roof over your head and a school for your children to go to, and how the world is generally going to shit because you, YES YOU, are all too fucking stupid and apathetic to do ANYTHING about it except slouch on the couch with a bag of doritos soaking up the latest crack-addict they’re wheeling out to audition for your attention on America’s Got Talent.
But no, I’m not going to drone on about that right now, because I have done it so much in the past few days. I’m just going to let it go, and focus on some things that ironically distract me from the miasmic state the world is in (because once you do give it the focus you thought it deserved, it dawns on you just how wrong your estimates were): Music.
More specifically, as many of you might already know, ze Metal muzak.
I keep a pretty keen eye on Metalstorm‘s listing of New Releases, and once I see something I like, I’m quick to acquire it. And lately there have been some fucking champs that have caught my eye (and probably more importantly, my ears).
There has apparently been a lot of controversy about Tristania picking up some new girl to sing for them, but since I don’t give a shit about cretinous louts or their petty gossip, I was unaware of this drama and instead chose to just judge the music by its own merits. If I cared about drama in my music I’d go to an opera or a ballet or something equally faggy and worthless. Regardless, my impression is that this is a solid piece of work that deserves attention. Here’s their official video for the song “Year of the rat”.
Tristania - Year of the rat
Granted this is far more melodic and less forceful than what typically attracts my favor, but you can’t deny this is some pretty decent beats.
Next up, I guess a return to form for me, Kataklysm’s new epic: “Heaven’s Venom”. These are more primal and basic riffs at work, riddled with my signature characteristic and most endearing trait: Misanthropy, of course. This is a bit out of their comfort zone, and might not be instantly recognizable as Kataklysm as they seem to have concentrated a bit more on groove and pacing, but some of these songs still make me really just headbang like fucking crazy, especially the first track. All of it is great, but at 2:25 it takes on a new dimension of fucking awesome.
Kataklysm - A soulless god
Next, the most pleasant surprise all year for me: Rosetta! Yes, I am a Rosetta fan as well. They’re weird for me, placing little emphasis on lyrics other than as a tool to enhance the soundscape, and being very docile in general. The thrash is there, but so toned down and refined that I’ve had several people who were initially VERY apprehensive about listening to a metal band at all tell me “this is incredibly relaxing stuff”. Their new album, “A determinism of Morality”, is a little feistier than usual, but the general tone of the band has not changed dramatically.
Unfortunately, I couldn’t find anything off the new album to entertain you with, but here’s something from one of their older albums, “Galilean Satelites”:
Rosetta - Itinérant
And lastly, a sort of guilty pleasure for me because I’d really compare them musically to myGRAIN or Sonic Syndicate. At least this band don’t have Avril Lavigne to inspire their image though, since they instead favor a very grounded down to earth swedish look. Talking about Soilwork, of course.
Soilwork has just always piqued my curiousity because they never seem consistent. I’m phrasing it like that, because although to some it is a sign of strength and creativity, to me it’s always just seemed like an inabillity to really locate and stick with a style, signalling that they might not have one. They were perilously close to In Flames for a good while, participating in the music video for Trigger in a mock fight, which the allegations of plagiarism between the two was no doubt the source of. Despite this light-hearted mockery of such allegations, listening to early In Flames and Soilwork side by side, one can’t help but notice the striking similarities.
Still, if the music’s good and all that, why give two shits about such trivialities right? Again, this new album, “The Panic Broadcast”, is very “metalcore”-esque, which is a major disincentive to many metalheads that I know, which is understandable when you consider the likes of precisely myGRAIN and Sonic Syndicate’s almost religious devotion to making metal look INCREDIBLY fucking gay and obnoxious, but for some reason it still feels distinct from it because it sounds just that little bit more grounded and visceral. There are no Avril Lavigne lookalikes playing the bass in this fucking band, I can assure you.
Soilwork - Deliverance is mine
This concludes the praise of the music that has kept me sane these past few days. You should all check it out, I promise you won’t be disappointed.
Torrents so you can check it out before you buy it!
New Rosetta
New Soilwork
New Kataklysm
New Tristania
29
Aug
I think that’s probably the headline with the highest pun density per letter on the internet right now.
Anyway, you can say what you want about Glenn Beck, but if what you’re wanting to say doesn’t include “Jesus Christ what a globulous intellectually bankrupt FUCKING fraud this clown is”, then you probably need to take a good hard look in the mirror, punch that mirror, grab the sharpest fragment that lands on the floor shortly after you punched the mirror, and stab yourself in the fucking eye.
Now, Olbermann is kind of obnoxious in his own way, but his arrogance is at least backed up by something (the ability to spell, for one), and he has a sense of humor about himself, like when Ben Affleck made him a punchline. I don’t particularly agree with Olbermann on a lot of things, but some common ground we share is the fact that Glenn Beck is a blithering idiot with a severe case of verbal diahrrea.
Olbermann tears Beck a new one
Americans need to stop and think for a moment. Not just about this, in general. Get your fingers out of the fucking bag of cheetos, go to a library and pick up a fucking book, learn why Glenn Beck’s latest crusade is the most vile and hateful distortion of truth your country has seen in 30 years. If you are a republican, read up on your own idols, what Reagan and Nixon actually advocated in terms of policy, and realize that they’d be (and are) ashamed to be associated with what their old party stands for today. Just try it, just for a little bit, to learn the facts for yourself instead of having it filtered through the ignominious hopeless skulls of inferior minds like the talking heads on CNN and FOX and MSNBC for that matter. Truth matters enough that it necessitates SOME fucking effort on your part. You can’t just sit this one out and trust these people, you just can’t.
You’re being lied to by everyone. Everybody lies. Get angry about that, and seek to correct them.
You've got to get mad.
27
Aug
By the way, thanks for the absolutely immensely awful result on the poll to the left. Makes my decision so much easier to fucking make. Like, fuck, seriously. Real helpful guys.
Anyway, since it’s easier to maintain, I’ll do filesharing sites for now.
Leanne Lovelace (preview) (download)
Holly Sampson (preview) (download)
Summer Sinn (preview) (download)
26
Aug
I just purged 60000 spam comments and trackbacks with a single button. Thank you, plugins.
Oh and I’m making some more image gallery shit things. It’ll be here once I actually accumulate enough pictures, which might not be until tomorrow (I am actually a busy man nowadays with shit to do so I can’t spend as much time as I once could on this site).
I also suggest you use the comment thing to make sure I didn’t make the settings way too nazi for people to actually use.
You can also request my personal take on things that upset you and I’ll make an effort to be as eloquent as possible dishing out some sardonic barbs about your favorite, or possibly least favorite, popular topic.
But yeah, I know this is like the 9th time in 2 years I say this, but I’m really going to try and make shit happen here again. I just don’t know what you faggots want (tits, probably, but beyond that).
Meanwhile, here’s some funny shit.
Spongebob? Is that you?
Fuck the motherfucker, fuck the motherfucker,
Fuck the motherfucker hes a fucking motherfucker.
Fuck the motherfucker, fuck the fucking fucker,
Fuck the motherfucker hes a total fucking fucker
Fuck the motherfucker, fuck the motherfucker,
Fuck the mother fucker, fuck him, fuck the motherfucker.
Fuck the motherfucker, fuck the motherfucking pope.
Fuck the motherfucker, and fuck you motherfucker
If you think that motherfucker is sacred.
If you cover for another motherfucker whos a kiddy-fucker,
Fuck you, youre no better than the motherfucking rapist.
And if you dont like the swearing that this motherfucker forced from me
And reckon it shows moral or intellectual paucity
Then fuck you motherfucker, this is language one employs
When one is fucking cross about fuckers fucking boys
I dont give a fuck if calling the pope a motherfucker
Means you unthinkingly brand me an unthinking apostate.
This has nowt to do with other fucking godly motherfuckers
Im not interested right now in fucking scriptural debate.
There are other fucking songs and there are other fucking ways,
Ill be a religious apologist on other fucking days,
But the fact remains if you protect a SINGLE kiddy fucker
Then Pope or Prince or Plumber, youre a fucking mother fucker.
See I dont give a fuck what any other motherfucker
Believes about Jesus and his motherfucking mother.
Ive no problem with the spiritual beliefs of all these fuckers
While those beliefs dont impact on the happiness of others,
But if you build your church on claims of fucking moral authority
And with threats of hell impose it on others in society,
Then you, you motherfuckers, can expect some fucking wrath
When it turns out youve been fucking us in our motherfucking asses.
So fuck the motherfucker, and fuck you motherfucker
If youre still a motherfucking papist.
If he covered for a single motherfucker whos a kiddy-fucker,
Fuck the motherfucker, hes as evil as the rapist.
And if you look into your motherfucking heart and tell me true
If this motherfucking stupid fucking song offended you,
With its filthy fucking language and its fucking direspect,
If it made you feel angry, go ahead and write a letter,
But if you find me more offensive than the fucking possibility
The pope protected priests when they were getting fucking fiddly
Then listen to me motherfucker – this here is a fact,
You are just as morally misguided as that motherfucking,
Power-hungry, self-aggrandized bigot in the stupid fucking hat.
12
Sep
So I can’t even tell you I’ve had other more important shit to do right now, I just kind of forgot and got lazy. Again. It takes a pretty good deal of effort to keep this shit going you know. Anyway, I might be moving some where else soon, to the south. I’m looking at getting a new job, and my family (parts of which I didn’t even know I had) are involved. So I am hopefully moving out of this stagnant fucking shithole and moving on up. Or down, geographically speaking.
Meanwhile since I am a lazy fucktard, here’s just some shit I downloaded from rapidshare’s and found exciting/funny/erotic. Porn vids go first:
And here are some weird adult comics (no not hentai you wapanese faggot):
God I love this girl. Here are some thumbnails:
Pic 11 | Pic 12 | Pic 13 | Pic 14
and here are two mirrors to download the video from:
http://rapidshare.com/files/258820832/karina_hart_-_sauna.avi
http://depositfiles.com/files/62b0xmucv
Enjoy.
So I thought I should post some more porn. So here it is, Savanah Gold.
Preview is here, download here (250mB).
10
Jul
Big tits? Huge boobs? Yes please.
Rachel Aldana takes a shower! Preview pic here, download link here (part 1) and here (part 2).
Gianna Michaels’ vagina is destroyed! Preview pic here, download link here.
Carmella Bing takes it up the ass! Preview pic here, download link here.
I’ve been trying desperately to sleep the past few nights, and I always end up waking up drenched in my own sweat and my throat hurting like a motherfucker from the dehydration. I’m pretty sure my bed weighs an extra 20lbs just from the fucking moisture it’s absorbed the past few nights. And I don’t even want to complain because I fucking hate the winter, so much, but not being able to sleep tends to make anyone just a tad fucking grumpy you know.
So, due to this recent insomnia, and the fact that I’m trying to do well in EvE, I’ve been slacking the past few days, so as I always do when trying to win back the favor of most people who frequent this site, I’m going to post some porn. Hooray!
First off, some huge boob solo quality. Here’s Merilyn Sakova (aka Anya) working on a FuckingMachine. Preview here, video (118mB) here.
Next, Katrin gets nekkid and nasty with herself in the back of a car. Preview here, video (113mB) here.
Lastly, some random really really gorgeous looking girl with a good size C or D on her gets fucked in an office. Preview here, video (49mB) here.
27
Jun
Another day, another hangover. I’m going to take a sabbatical from posting imagery today I think, it feels like it’s the right thing to do right now. To compensate for this, I’m going to post 2 hardcore clips of Terry Nova, and then go pass out again.
Preview shit, yadda yadda, click here and here.
If anyone so much as has “beer” in a sentence near me today I will probably kill them.
So, how many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
You can send as many feminists as you like, they never achieve anything.
This is of course especially true when said feminists are stone cold fucking nuts, and stupid to boot. I ran across this hilarious activism site that claims that not only the hardcore magazines are degrading, but that the top models getting paid retarded amounts of money to pose in them, are being exploited and turned into objects.
She then goes on to blog about how depressed she is about being powerless over her own life. Maybe if she tried to take control of her own life, instead of mindlessly meddling with everyone else’s, she wouldn’t have this problem, at least that’s what a sane person would conclude. She even posted an article about anarchists being white male dominated, and that they should hear her plea for equality.
Maybe the stupid-virus has permeated her brain too thoroughly to understand why the anarchist movement is hardly likely to listen to a bunch of uggo lesbian retards with hairy pits, but I still think it’s pretty funny how any one can even remotely believe that equality in the anarchist movement would even be a good idea to promote the cause.
Honestly though, putting post-it’s on FHM and harassing people who buy them?
Why the fuck would anyone read magazines if they want porn anyway?
Maybe I’m just upset she’s meddling with my main demographic, people who like to look at naked women. I just don’t understand the way they’re all coming off like this is a bunch of women that were shipped from the Gulag to the Porn-valley of California, stripped naked and made to dance on camera for our amusement, these are grown women, fully capable of making their own lot in life, which this vapid cunt is apparently not capable of doing, as evidenced by her incessant whining on the blog she maintains. Maybe she’s more upset that she looks like a yeti that’s been put in a dress and then strategically shaved to fit in more (too bad they always seem to forget to do the armpits), and is lashing out against the women in these magazines that are actually pretty. I’ve yet to confirm this though, she seems to not embrace the idea of showing her face online for some hitherto unknown reason, but it seems to be a recurring theme in feminism that all of them are fucking ugly.
You can have my porn when you pry it from my cold dead left hand, you fucking fascist cunt. Here’s something anon made:
The first golden rule of any internet site is: You can never have enough porn.
The second golden rule is: Boobs can never be too big.
Which is why I’m rather anti-climactically posting some fairly conservative size tits, at least when we’re within the realm of somewhat large knockers anyway. But they’re still good, so don’t fret.
First off, all-natural Laura Orsolya getting her beef curtains beaten and hung out to dry, for a preview screencap of the video click here, and for the actual video (227mB) click here.
Secondly, not-quite-so-natural Nikki Benz getting her busty freak on, for a preview screencap click here, and for the video (340mB) click here.
Never say I don’t give you kids nice things.
21
Jun
Everybody likes them. First up some good old naturals, by Rachel Aldana. Her webcam shit is full of inane ramblings about her shopping or going out during the weekends (whoopedoo missy), but her actual video shoots feature her shutting the fuck up and showing us some of the biggest natural tits I’ve ever fucking seen. I bet I could land a Harrier on those fucking things. And she’s got a friend!
Check out a video preview here.
Download the video (180megs divided in 2 parts):
part 1 | part 2
Next up, some hardcore silicone doing some hardcore. Check out a preview here, and download the video here.
Enjoy kids.
20
Jun
Now you can brag to your friends that a churchburning norwegian put your video on his shitty internet site.
19
Jun
Big tits on hot chicks is always good am I right?
Click here for the first in a series of preview snaps
