So the muslim apes are at it again. Stoning women in Iran over alleged adultery. I figured I’ve made enough of a mockery of the christian pedophiles for a while and that my focus needs to shift over to all the other mass-delusions going on in the world.
So, some woman in Iran is charged with adultery, sentenced to death by stoning since muslims are all fucking barbaric baboons. Carla Bruni (and others) take offence to this, and is promptly called a prostitute.
©Sky News
Now, the news make light of this, after all Carla Bruni’s not going to get stoned since she’s not subject to the laws of the land. Right, and Salman Rushdie is completely safe. I’m quite serious about this, these fucking towelheaded monkeys will see any description falling under the umbrella of impiety according to muslim faith as a green light to do what ever the fuck they want. They are retards, and they are dangerous, and they will kill people over this.
All aboard the train to loonyville
The moderate muslim community is a myth, this is what they are, this is what they want.
I’ve just had enough of being tolerant to these intolerant, bigotted, narrowminded, hypocritical, not to mention murderous fucking cunts. Let’s just introduce all the jews and christians and muslims to each other in a large, healthy free for all where they can settle their differences like the gladiators of Rome did so they get an outlet for their viciousness and desire to kill every living thing that doesn’t conform to the bullshit they believe in, while we secular people get a chance to be safe and stay sane. Once they are done, free moralburgers for everyone. The lesson is not to bite over more than you can chew.
Eat a dick, muslims. Eat a dick.
Bang bang Baghdad Boy
17
May
Today my heart is broken, Ronnie passed away at 7:45am 16th May. Many, many friends and family were able to say their private good-byes before he peacefully passed away. Ronnie knew how much he was loved by all. We so appreciate the love and support that you have all given us. Please give us a few days of privacy to deal with this terrible loss. Please know he loved you all and his music will live on forever.
- Wendy Dio
Fuck the motherfucker, fuck the motherfucker,
Fuck the motherfucker hes a fucking motherfucker.
Fuck the motherfucker, fuck the fucking fucker,
Fuck the motherfucker hes a total fucking fucker
Fuck the motherfucker, fuck the motherfucker,
Fuck the mother fucker, fuck him, fuck the motherfucker.
Fuck the motherfucker, fuck the motherfucking pope.
Fuck the motherfucker, and fuck you motherfucker
If you think that motherfucker is sacred.
If you cover for another motherfucker whos a kiddy-fucker,
Fuck you, youre no better than the motherfucking rapist.
And if you dont like the swearing that this motherfucker forced from me
And reckon it shows moral or intellectual paucity
Then fuck you motherfucker, this is language one employs
When one is fucking cross about fuckers fucking boys
I dont give a fuck if calling the pope a motherfucker
Means you unthinkingly brand me an unthinking apostate.
This has nowt to do with other fucking godly motherfuckers
Im not interested right now in fucking scriptural debate.
There are other fucking songs and there are other fucking ways,
Ill be a religious apologist on other fucking days,
But the fact remains if you protect a SINGLE kiddy fucker
Then Pope or Prince or Plumber, youre a fucking mother fucker.
See I dont give a fuck what any other motherfucker
Believes about Jesus and his motherfucking mother.
Ive no problem with the spiritual beliefs of all these fuckers
While those beliefs dont impact on the happiness of others,
But if you build your church on claims of fucking moral authority
And with threats of hell impose it on others in society,
Then you, you motherfuckers, can expect some fucking wrath
When it turns out youve been fucking us in our motherfucking asses.
So fuck the motherfucker, and fuck you motherfucker
If youre still a motherfucking papist.
If he covered for a single motherfucker whos a kiddy-fucker,
Fuck the motherfucker, hes as evil as the rapist.
And if you look into your motherfucking heart and tell me true
If this motherfucking stupid fucking song offended you,
With its filthy fucking language and its fucking direspect,
If it made you feel angry, go ahead and write a letter,
But if you find me more offensive than the fucking possibility
The pope protected priests when they were getting fucking fiddly
Then listen to me motherfucker – this here is a fact,
You are just as morally misguided as that motherfucking,
Power-hungry, self-aggrandized bigot in the stupid fucking hat.
I hear Michael Jackson died of a heart-attack. I was out drinking yesterday, so this is just getting to me now. Let’s hope they don’t send shitty remixes on the radio too much.
They say it might have been food poisoning, because they found 8 year old nuts in his mouth.
I’ll be off mending a hangover now. Ugh.
22
Aug
MAKE ME LAUGH FOR A CHANGE HOW’S THAT FOR A CHALLENGE
22
Aug
Due to several things, Jaywalking will ONCE AGAIN, have a forum that I hope everyone will participate in. I am currently working on the final looks of it, and it won’t really look like the site, but that doesn’t matter.
Initially there will be 1 forum, in which every thing will go. Everything and anything about anything, until the need to create different theme forums arises.
See you there, in the immediate future.
HAHAHAHA THAT SICK BASTARD FINALLY CROAKED
Jerry Falwell (August 11, 1933 – May 15, 2007) was an American fundamentalist Christian pastor and televangelist. He was the founding pastor of the Thomas Road Baptist Church in Lynchburg, Virginia. He also co-founded the Moral Majority in 1979, Liberty University in 1971, the Elam Home for alcohol and drug dependent men, and the Liberty Godparent Home.
Falwell long associated himself with ‘Bible-believing, independent, local church-oriented, Baptist fundamentalism’ and led services at Thomas Road Baptist Church, a “megachurch” in Lynchburg, Virginia. He changed affiliations from the more traditional Baptist Bible Fellowship International to the mainly conservative Southern Baptist Convention, and ended his self-identification with fundamentalism in favor of evangelicalism.
BURN IN HELL YOU RELIGIOUS FAGGOT
12
Oct
It’s not often I will single out any one instance of something the Daily Show has done as pure fucking genius, because generally I think everything both The Daily Show and The Colbert Report ever does is pure genius. But these 2 shows from The Daily Show are just so hilarious, and so on the money, I couldn’t help but want to spread the cheer.
The Daily Show 10.04.2006
The Daily Show 10.10.2006
And thou shalt lay in stitches, one and all.
It’s no joke. Last Thursday, President Bush signed into law a prohibition on posting annoying Web messages or sending annoying e-mail messages without disclosing your true identity.
In other words, it’s OK to flame someone on a mailing list or in a blog as long as you do it under your real name. Thank Congress for small favors, I guess.
“Whoever…utilizes any device or software that can be used to originate telecommunications or other types of communications that are transmitted, in whole or in part, by the Internet… without disclosing his identity and with intent to annoy, abuse, threaten, or harass any person…who receives the communications…shall be fined under title 18 or imprisoned not more than two years, or both.”
This ridiculous prohibition, which would likely imperil much of Usenet, is buried in the so-called Violence Against Women and Department of Justice Reauthorization Act. Criminal penalties include stiff fines and two years in prison.
“The use of the word ‘annoy’ is particularly problematic,” says Marv Johnson, legislative counsel for the American Civil Liberties Union. “What’s annoying to one person may not be annoying to someone else.”
Police say that a trio of women have been accused of forcing a 30-year-old man to have sex with them at gunpoint.
On Wednesday the women had been driving a maroon BMW in Roodepoort, when they pretended to ask the man for directions before driving him to a deserted spot and “took turns having intercourse with him”.
Police Captain Paula Nothnagel said a case of indecent assault had been opened. Identity kits would be released shortly. The man cannot be named because of the nature of the offence.
Nothnagel said the man was walking through Roodepoort on Saturday night when the women pulled up next to him.
They asked for directions to a hotel and he got in the car to show them the way. At the hotel they persuaded him to join them for a drink, before asking for directions to another hotel.
While on the road the women changed direction and drove to a spot near Durban Deep mine.
“One woman produced a firearm and held the man at gunpoint,” Nothnagel said.
“The women got undressed and all three took turns having intercourse with him.”
An advocate, who asked not to be named, said if the women were caught the man would have tremendous difficulty prosecuting them for rape as it was impossible to force a man to have sex with a woman.
“He has to be a willing party. Especially if he is being held at gunpoint,” he said. “There is something more to this story.”
The best the man could hope for would be an indecent assault charge.
Source: IOL
Will the stupidity never end? Seriously, if I am getting a gun shoved up my nostrils, my first, second and third response will NOT include getting an erection. The fourth will, because then I’ll have disarmed the bitch and the tables will have turned.
Nevertheless, it would be interested to see a woman tried for rape. Just because.
Here it is, statistically, the proof that violent media spawns DOCILE kids, and not violent kids. In fact, it shows docile kids equals parents who have no where to target their aggression and there for become violent.
Game Revolution: The truth about violent youth and Video Games.
Read that and weep, Leland Y. Yee, Jack Asshat Thompson, Nick Wadhams, Michele Steinberg, John Kiesewetter, Col. Dave Grossman, Gloria DiGaetano, and all you other corporate whores who’ve been paid off to take the blame of bad parenting away from the parents and onto media.
1
Apr
Pope John Paul II died today.
When a pope dies, a formal process begins that certifies his death, carries out his funeral, and ensures that the selection of his successor takes place according to the prescribed procedures. The busiest person during this period is the camerlengo, or papal chamberlain, who functions something like a chief of staff.
The camerlengo’s first task is to certify that the pope is dead. Traditionally, this has included tapping the pope’s forehead, perhaps with a little silver hammer, and calling him three times by his first name, and getting several altar-boys to fellate him, capturing jews and protestants and severing their vocal cords so that they may only produce 1 clear pitch that is then tortured out of them creating an orchestra of unimaginable agony. No response means that the pope is dead, but more precise medical equipment may be used today.
So far there has been no news about the circumstance surrounding his death, but it is suspected that the fact that he was a fucking walking dinosaur may have been a factor. For more news as it develops, consult your nearest deity.
11
Mar
A German who persuaded doctors to give him a second penis has lost his wife after he showed her the result.
Biker Michael Gruber, 40, lost his original penis in a motorbike accident and doctors built him a second one using a mixture of skin, bone and other tissues from his own body.
The penis worked so well that he was even able to father a child with his wife Bianca, 25, and their son Etienne was born last year.
But Gruber was still not happy and asked doctors to repeat the operation and build him a better organ, to which they agreed.
However, before removing the first penis doctors said they needed to make sure the new tissue transplant was a success, and had to leave the first penis in place.
A boy who raped his teacher has been detained for life.
The schoolboy, who is one of Britain’s youngest convicted rapists, attacked the woman as she sat next to him during a one-to-one teaching session.
Afterwards, the boy, then aged 12, stole her car and drove it for 30 miles before dumping it.
6
Mar
Adult videos are, according to Flash (3/15), an industry Japan can be proud to claim it leads the world.
Certainly, the cutthroat blue movie business churning out new titles by the dozen every day needs plenty of cutting edge ideas if one flick is to leap ahead of the pack.
Inspired by the recently completed Academy Awards, the men’s weekly has come up with its Bakademy Awards, named for the Japanese-English contraction of baka, meaning stupid, and academy, presenting them to adult videos that have come up with the silliest ideas for stick flicks over the past year.
Winning the Best Picture Bakademy Award is “Nijuyon,” the Japanese word for, and parody of “24,” the hit TV series starring Keifer Sutherland. Unlike the U.S. drama, however, “Nijuyon” tells the tale of the trials and tribulations faced by an adult movie crew given a one-day deadline to come up with its own original flick. To keep the double-dozen theme, the movie stars 24 actresses who are filmed performing a variety of lascivious scenes over a 24-hour period.
The Acting award went to the dogs, with Goo, a miniature Chihuahua, taking off the top prize. Goo’s flicks parody the hugely popular commercials with a Chihuahua star for a consumer finance company offering instant loans anywhere, any time.
Goo picked up its acting award for its on-call appearances as a “butter dog,” the name given to pooches that lap up melted butter screen starlets pour over their erogenous zones, Flash says.
Goo’s career follows in the footsteps of other legendary Japanese butter dogs such as:
RASSHIE, a play on the Japanese pronunciation of “Lassie” that can also be written using the characters for “nude” (and a perfect choice to star in a movie called “Rasshie Cum Home”); and,
RIN CHIN CHIN, modeled of course on Rin Tin Tin but written using characters that can also be read in a way that translates as “gonorrhea infected penis.”
Picking up the Cinematography Prize in Flash’s Bakademy Awards is “Kirei na Onesan no Waki (The Beauty’s Armpits),” a movie the weekly says is only for the diehard aficionado as it the feature-length flick focuses entirely on women’s shaven armpits as they appear in staple Japanese kinky outfits such as a schoolgirl uniform, maid’s outfit, leotard and wedding dress.
Best Documentary in the Bakademy Awards was collected by “Demand no Tane,” a hit for the always original Soft on Demand (SOD), Japan’s biggest maker of adult movies. “Demand no Tane” was inspired by actress Mai Sakashita asking “Can I make a rainbow if I have a pee outside while it’s sunny?” A SOD crew visited a challenging series of different locations to see if Sakashita could answer the question for herself, all the while trying to ensure that they did not infringe on Japan’s ban on the public display of genitalia.
An honorary Bakademy Award went to S&M director Kazuo Matsushita, who Flash says developed the ultimate torture for the masochistic woman — tickling. Matsushita started the tickling torture series 15 years ago and his raucous films involve naked women tied up to chairs and being tickled. His long-running “Onna Spy Kusuguri Gomon (Female Spy Tickling Torture)” series of flicks remains a favorite amongst fans and industry figures alike, Flash says.
Dad comes home from an “adult toy store” and hands his wife a chastity belt. She nods and turns to the couple’s 15-year-old son. “Let’s go,” she says. They disappear into the boy’s bedroom.
The story begins with Japan’s obsessive exam culture. A boy’s whole future can depend on the senior high school he gets into. Some mothers will do anything to make sure their junior high school sons pass the all-determining entrance exams.
Anything? Pretty nearly.
Asahi Geino hears the story of (not their real names) Meiko, 38, and her son Haruki from Kanagawa cram school director Yukio Shibagaki, who wrote a book on experiences like theirs.
Every evening at 8:00, Haruki would vanish into his room, ostensibly to study. Meiko was pleased — until one night she caught a glimpse of him through the slightly open door and realized he was not studying but masturbating. Intrigued, she peeked into his room the following night, and the night after that. The conclusion was inescapable. At the rate he was going, he would not be ready for his tests.
“I’d better have a talk with him,” she thought — and did.
“Mom,” he said, shyly but firmly, “I wanna do it with you.”
“With me!” What to do? Be shocked and angry, or calm and understanding? “Let’s see what your father says.”
Father was surprised but kept his head. “No genital sex,” he stipulated. “However, if it’s just a question of making the boy feel good, I won’t say no.”
It’s nice to get some perspective, and stories like these, to help realize the western world is far from totally fucked yet.
22
Feb
ASPEN, Colo. – Hunter S. Thompson, the hard-living writer who inserted himself into his accounts of America’s underbelly and popularized a first-person form of journalism in books such as “Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas,” has committed suicide.
Thompson was found dead Sunday in his Aspen-area home of an apparent self-inflicted gunshot wound, sheriff’s officials said. He was 67. Thompson’s wife, Anita, had gone out before the shooting and was not home at the time. His son, Juan, found the body.
Thompson “took his life with a gunshot to the head,” the wife and son said in a statement released to the Aspen Daily News. The statement asked for privacy for Thompson’s family and, using the Latin term for Earth, added, “He stomped terra.”
Neither the family statement nor Pitkin County sheriff’s officials said whether Thompson left a note. The sheriff and the county coroner did not immediately return telephone messages Monday.
Besides the 1972 classic about Thompson’s visit to Las Vegas, he also wrote “Fear and Loathing: On the Campaign Trail ’72.” The central character in those wild, sprawling satires was “Dr. Thompson,” a snarling, drug- and alcohol-crazed observer and participant.
Thompson is credited alongside Tom Wolfe and Gay Talese with helping pioneer New Journalism ? or, as he dubbed his version, “gonzo journalism” ? in which the writer made himself an essential component of the story.
Thompson, whose early writings mostly appeared in Rolling Stone magazine, often portrayed himself as wildly intoxicated as he reported on such figures as Jimmy Carter, Richard Nixon and Bill Clinton (news – web sites).
“Fiction is based on reality unless you’re a fairy-tale artist,” Thompson told The Associated Press in 2003. “You have to get your knowledge of life from somewhere. You have to know the material you’re writing about before you alter it.”
Thompson also wrote such collections as “Generation of Swine” and “Songs of the Doomed.” His first ever novel, “The Rum Diary,” written in 1959, was first published in 1998.
Thompson was a counterculture icon at the height of the Watergate era, and once said Nixon represented “that dark, venal, and incurably violent side of the American character.”
Thompson also was the model for Garry Trudeau’s balding “Uncle Duke” in the comic strip “Doonesbury.” He was portrayed on screen by Bill Murray in “Where The Buffalo Roam” and Johnny Depp in a film adaptation of “Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.”
That book, perhaps Thompson’s most famous, begins: “We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold.”
Other books include “The Great Shark Hunt,” “Hell’s Angels” and “The Proud Highway.” His most recent effort was “Hey Rube: Blood Sport, the Bush Doctrine, and the Downward Spiral of Dumbness.”
“He may have died relatively young but he made up for it in quality if not quantity of years,” Paul Krassner, the veteran radical journalist and one of Thompson’s former editors, told The Associated Press by phone from his Southern California home.
“It was hard to say sometimes whether he was being provocative for its own sake or if he was just being drunk and stoned and irresponsible,” quipped Krassner, founder of the leftist publication The Realist and co-founder of the Youth International (YIPPIE) party.
“But every editor that I know, myself included, was willing to accept a certain prima donna journalism in the demands he would make to cover a particular story,” he said. “They were willing to risk all of his irresponsible behavior in order to share his talent with their readers.”
The writer’s compound in Woody Creek, not far from Aspen, was almost as legendary as Thompson. He prized peacocks and weapons; in 2000, he accidentally shot and slightly wounded his assistant trying to chase a bear off his property.
Born July 18, 1937, in Kentucky, Hunter Stocton Thompson served two years in the Air Force, where he was a newspaper sports editor. He later became a proud member of the National Rifle Association and almost was elected sheriff in Aspen in 1970 under the Freak Power Party banner.
Thompson’s heyday came in the 1970s, when his larger-than-life persona was gobbled up by magazines. His pieces were of legendary length and so was his appetite for adventure and trouble; his purported fights with Rolling Stone editor Jann Wenner were rumored in many cases to hinge on expense accounts for stories that didn’t materialize.
It was the content that raised eyebrows and tempers. His book on the 1972 presidential campaign involving, among others, Edmund Muskie, Hubert Humphrey and Nixon was famous for its scathing opinion.
Working for Muskie, Thompson wrote, “was something like being locked in a rolling box car with a vicious 200-pound water rat.” Nixon and his “Barbie doll” family were “America’s answer to the monstrous Mr. Hyde. He speaks for the werewolf in us.”
Humphrey? Of him, Thompson wrote: “There is no way to grasp what a shallow, contemptible and hopelessly dishonest old hack Hubert Humphrey is until you’ve followed him around for a while.”
The approach won him praise among the masses as well as critical acclaim. Writing in The New York Times in 1973, Christopher Lehmann-Haupt worried Thompson might someday “lapse into good taste.”
“That would be a shame, for while he doesn’t see America as Grandma Moses depicted it, or the way they painted it for us in civics class, he does in his own mad way betray a profound democratic concern for the polity,” he wrote. “And in its own mad way, it’s damned refreshing.”
5
Feb
A man from Swansea has discovered he sends text messages in his sleep.
Richard Griffiths, 23, has sent a series of messages – one even mirroring a nightmare he was having.
He said: “I text so much it’s second nature. But I was still freaked out.”
(source: Ananova)
Prisoners at a maximum security jail in Mexico are protesting after losing privileges including sex and pizzas.
An investigation at La Palma Prison, near Mexico City, found inmates enjoying a host of illegal benefits.
They included conjugal visits, takeaway pizzas, flat screen TVs and mobile phones.
(source: Ananova)
I thought that was the whole point of prison though, having some restricted fucking privileges!? Otherwise the whole fucking point is a bit wasted isn’t it? Retarded Mexicans.
21
Jan
The wacky square yellow SpongeBob is one of the stars of a music video due to be sent to 61,000 U.S. schools in March. The makers — the nonprofit We Are Family Foundation — say the video is designed to encourage tolerance and diversity.
But at least two Christian activist groups say the innocent cartoon characters are being exploited to promote the acceptance of homosexuality.
“A short step beneath the surface reveals that one of the differences being celebrated is homosexuality,” wrote Ed Vitagliano in an article for the American Family Association.
Source: CNN News
9
Jan
CLEVELAND – A viewer is suing NBC for $2.5 million, contending that he threw up because of a “Fear Factor” episode in which contestants ate rats mixed in a blender.
Austin Aitken told The Associated Press he watches “Fear Factor” often and had no problem with past installments where the reality show’s participants ate worms and insects in pursuit of a $50,000 prize ? but eating rats went “too far.” (Source: Yahoo News.)
Weetard.
RAMALLAH, West Bank (Reuters) – He’s been a prostitute’s rich beau, an officer, a gentleman and a gigolo, but Palestinians can’t fathom actor Richard Gere’s latest incarnation as a cheerleader for their elections this weekend.
Well known for his vocal support of Tibet’s Dalai Lama and celebrated for his captivating good looks, Gere urged Palestinians in a television commercial broadcast ahead of Sunday’s poll in the West Bank and Gaza to get out to vote for a new president to succeed Yasser Arafat, who died in November.
“Hi, I’m Richard Gere and I’m speaking for the entire world. We’re with you during this election time. It’s really important. Get out and vote,” Gere says in the English-language advertisement. He repeats the phrase, “Get out and vote” in Arabic. (Source: ABC News.)
HONG KONG – Chow Yun-Fat, star of “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon” and “Anna and the King,” is helping raise funds for tsunami survivors in South Asia by auctioning off a photograph he took. (Source: Yahoo News.)
A year after Janet Jackson’s breast brought a crackdown on indecency, Fox has rejected an ad for the Super Bowl offering a rare view of another celeb: Mickey Rooney’s backside.
In the spot for Airborne, a natural cold remedy, the 84-year-old star of such 1940s staples as National Velvet and the Andy Hardy films is in a sauna when someone behind him coughs. He overreacts, jumps up, screams and heads for the door. In his rush, his towel drops, baring his buns for about two seconds.
“Our standards department reviewed the ad and it was deemed inappropriate for broadcast,” says Lou d’Ermilio, spokesman for Fox Sports.
It is, after all, nudity. (Source: USATODAY.)
Texans who had snow for the first time in more than a century at Christmas are selling snowballs on eBay.
Most have so far only attracted bids of a few dollars – but one has attracted a bid of more than ?10,000.
Its owner said: “This is a wonderful piece of history, a snowball has not been made in the Rio Grande Valley, Texas, in over a hundred years. (Source: Ananova.)
5
Jan
A Serbian woman has been jailed for 18 months for marrying a dead man.
Vinka Mijovic, 32, from Garas, was furious when wealthy Miodrag Tomovic, 68, died before he could marry her.
So she bribed a local registrar to sign a marriage certificate saying the couple had both turned up for the wedding, and bribed two pals to be the best man and a witness to the fake event.
She kept the death a secret for two weeks before suddenly announcing it and organising a lawyer to get his fortune turned over to her.
But the scam was exposed after relatives complained to police and the dead man’s signature was found to have been forged, local newspaper Blic reported. (source: Ananova)
A chicken farm in Germany is claiming a new world record after a hen laid a giant egg weighing six ounces.
The record egg, discovered by farmers on New Year’s Day, is almost 3.5 inches long and has a circumference of eight inches.
Christoph Athmann, from the Ruholl poultry farm in Lower Saxony where the egg was laid, said he was amazed at the size of the egg. (source: Ananova)
LONDON (Reuters) – Radical Muslim cleric Abu Hamza al-Masri failed to appear before a British court Tuesday, complaining his toe nails were too long and he could not walk.
Abu Hamza, who is also wanted by the United States over 11 alleged offences, was charged by British police last year on 16 counts including one terror-related offence.
He had been due to make an appearance via video-link from the high-security Belmarsh jail in London where he is being held.
“Hamza has physical difficulties. He is unable to walk. He has been perambulating barefoot around the prison,” said defense lawyer Peter Hynes. (read more: Reuters)