31
Aug
OK, so I’ve had some pretty hefty fits over the past few days over religion killing people and sending us back to the fucking stone-age, american politics bleeding into every corner of our lives, no matter where on the planet we live, bigotry, lies, the unjustifiable focus we give the state of Lindsay Lohan’s fucking prison stay instead of what your government is doing to make sure you have a roof over your head and a school for your children to go to, and how the world is generally going to shit because you, YES YOU, are all too fucking stupid and apathetic to do ANYTHING about it except slouch on the couch with a bag of doritos soaking up the latest crack-addict they’re wheeling out to audition for your attention on America’s Got Talent.
But no, I’m not going to drone on about that right now, because I have done it so much in the past few days. I’m just going to let it go, and focus on some things that ironically distract me from the miasmic state the world is in (because once you do give it the focus you thought it deserved, it dawns on you just how wrong your estimates were): Music.
More specifically, as many of you might already know, ze Metal muzak.
I keep a pretty keen eye on Metalstorm‘s listing of New Releases, and once I see something I like, I’m quick to acquire it. And lately there have been some fucking champs that have caught my eye (and probably more importantly, my ears).
There has apparently been a lot of controversy about Tristania picking up some new girl to sing for them, but since I don’t give a shit about cretinous louts or their petty gossip, I was unaware of this drama and instead chose to just judge the music by its own merits. If I cared about drama in my music I’d go to an opera or a ballet or something equally faggy and worthless. Regardless, my impression is that this is a solid piece of work that deserves attention. Here’s their official video for the song “Year of the rat”.
Tristania - Year of the rat
Granted this is far more melodic and less forceful than what typically attracts my favor, but you can’t deny this is some pretty decent beats.
Next up, I guess a return to form for me, Kataklysm’s new epic: “Heaven’s Venom”. These are more primal and basic riffs at work, riddled with my signature characteristic and most endearing trait: Misanthropy, of course. This is a bit out of their comfort zone, and might not be instantly recognizable as Kataklysm as they seem to have concentrated a bit more on groove and pacing, but some of these songs still make me really just headbang like fucking crazy, especially the first track. All of it is great, but at 2:25 it takes on a new dimension of fucking awesome.
Kataklysm - A soulless god
Next, the most pleasant surprise all year for me: Rosetta! Yes, I am a Rosetta fan as well. They’re weird for me, placing little emphasis on lyrics other than as a tool to enhance the soundscape, and being very docile in general. The thrash is there, but so toned down and refined that I’ve had several people who were initially VERY apprehensive about listening to a metal band at all tell me “this is incredibly relaxing stuff”. Their new album, “A determinism of Morality”, is a little feistier than usual, but the general tone of the band has not changed dramatically.
Unfortunately, I couldn’t find anything off the new album to entertain you with, but here’s something from one of their older albums, “Galilean Satelites”:
Rosetta - Itinérant
And lastly, a sort of guilty pleasure for me because I’d really compare them musically to myGRAIN or Sonic Syndicate. At least this band don’t have Avril Lavigne to inspire their image though, since they instead favor a very grounded down to earth swedish look. Talking about Soilwork, of course.
Soilwork has just always piqued my curiousity because they never seem consistent. I’m phrasing it like that, because although to some it is a sign of strength and creativity, to me it’s always just seemed like an inabillity to really locate and stick with a style, signalling that they might not have one. They were perilously close to In Flames for a good while, participating in the music video for Trigger in a mock fight, which the allegations of plagiarism between the two was no doubt the source of. Despite this light-hearted mockery of such allegations, listening to early In Flames and Soilwork side by side, one can’t help but notice the striking similarities.
Still, if the music’s good and all that, why give two shits about such trivialities right? Again, this new album, “The Panic Broadcast”, is very “metalcore”-esque, which is a major disincentive to many metalheads that I know, which is understandable when you consider the likes of precisely myGRAIN and Sonic Syndicate’s almost religious devotion to making metal look INCREDIBLY fucking gay and obnoxious, but for some reason it still feels distinct from it because it sounds just that little bit more grounded and visceral. There are no Avril Lavigne lookalikes playing the bass in this fucking band, I can assure you.
Soilwork - Deliverance is mine
This concludes the praise of the music that has kept me sane these past few days. You should all check it out, I promise you won’t be disappointed.
Torrents so you can check it out before you buy it!
New Rosetta
New Soilwork
New Kataklysm
New Tristania
This is where I get dull and personal for a while. Fuck you, it’s my site.
I’ve been trying to find some sustainable and self-repleneshing form of entertainment while I wait for school to really start back up again, because I’m a student again now, and this site is one such form of outlet, most notably picked up again by me because all other forms have pretty much failed to keep me busy for very long.
World of Warcraft takes up a small chunk of my life, but I only play maybe 8 hours a week of that now. I tried Starcraft 2, which was fun to begin with, but it really gets pretty repetitive after a while, just building the same order pretty much every time in order to force your opponent to do X because you did Y etc. I tried downloading some single player games, like Singularity, which was kinda crap, Toy Story 3 which was kinda infantile (well I guess I should have seen that one coming), and Sniper: Ghost Warrior which I’ll get to later.
I tried keeping up with current affairs in the US, which are making me both laugh and cry as I watch Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, Bill Maher and David Cross rip the conservative retards a new one all over their respective acts.
HOW DARE YOU!
And you just don’t know what to do about it all, so I retreat and just try to digest it all for a while before I resort to escapism like we all do. And I started to play this Sniper game. And it actually made me angrier than all the debates raging about any subject so far.
This is a game by a polish company called City Interactive. Many, I’m sure, were thrilled when they heard that someone was making a game dedicated to hiding in the bushes and fucking making skulls blow up from miles and miles away as the lonely sniper. When I hear the word “sniper”, I kind of get images in my head of a misanthropic cunt who chainsmokes and grins like a motherfucker every time he sees a cranium shatter in the scope of his rifle, and that appeals to me on a very personal level for some reason.
Unfortunately, it becomes very clear the moment you enter the game in “Ultra” setting that you’re dealing with something from behind the iron curtain, although rather uncharacteristically for something from the old Soviet, it’s so riddled with compromise it’s literally seeping from every pore. You don’t so much play a sniper as you play John Rambo’s retarded cousin. It’s basically the same circumstance, with a lot of enemies, and FAR less range than you’d really prefer as a sniper, and a gun that fires 1 round at a time. I somehow suspect that if this game did give you any range or proper sniper cover, you’d be armed with a sawed off shotgun just to completely convince you how ass backwards the game is.
I was pretty upset at the graphics engine, obviously. It’s just bad. Crysis came out in 2007, and this came out now. This game looks like a relic from at least 2004, it’s just horrible. And the landscapes try to borrow heavily from Crysis or Just Cause 2 type scenery, but this really makes sniping an issue, because some foliage fetishist basically blocked every enemy from view and the minute you right click to scope with your rifle, you’re greeted with a blob of green where ever you turn.
I fucking hated this game, don’t buy it, don’t even download it illegally, it’s the most horrible shit I’ve played in a long long time.
By the way, you should all check out David Cross’ show “Bigger and Blackerer”, and Bill Maher’s “But I’m not wrong”, as seen here on torrent sites:
David Cross: Bigger and Blacker(er)
2
Feb
Well I say random, but it’s not, really.
Big Tits At Work, supplied by GoldenPirates (ahthankyou).
Lacey Duvalle, Chocolate Titties
17
Jan
I’m just going to post some porn torrents I’ve accumulated. Massive masturbation imminent.
Enjoy. I did.
7
Dec
Fuck you guys, I’ve been busy.
Anyway, it’s nearing christmas, whoop dee doo. I fucking hate the holidays, gotta give away free shit to people I never even meet, or like, and spend the time I could have spent getting relaxed and drunk off my ass, with relatives that will be utterly disappointed when I give them the same thing I gave them last year: Money. Why can’t they just understand that I don’t give a shit.
Anyway, I’ve got some things to recommend to all of you: First of all, read Christopher Hitchens’ book, “God is Not Great“, or alternatively follow that link to have it read to you by the author himself (I heartily recommend you do), and you might also want to see the following 4 youtube clips where he wages battle in the name of reason:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ip2nw0NWUW4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shPRAN2elzY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prRTtM2GZIc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9P-x3pEejL8
Secondly get the following two games:
I fucking came. No really, I orgasmed, and then I asked a girl the next day why she can’t perform as well as this game. That’s right, I made her feel more inept at sexual pleasuring than a video game. And she didn’t like it, not one bit. Either way, the game does have some flaws, but they are minor and excusable, save the ending which had me nearly tear the computer a new one. The game looks fucking stunning, and most people won’t have to worry about the computer not running it, since the engine is really scalable and even at medium settings it looks fucking gorgeous. Definitely one I like.
Kane & Lynch enters with 2 convicted felons on death row on their way to be executed. Kane is a former mercenary, who is sprung free to recover some money for a… well notoriously criminal organization that feels he owes them. A lot. A really fucking lot. They set Lynch, who unbeknownst to Kane is a pill popping sadistic sick-puppy psycho with SEVERE schizophrenia, to guard him. The plot is fucking nasty, the characters (especially lynch), are so rotten and depraved, that you just have to like them, and excuse a good bunch of game play issues because the plot really drives this thing. It really does, fuck gamespot or who ever kind of rainbow and kittens faggot gave this game a bad review. The gameplay aside, it’s a fucking awesome game, and if you take the game play into consideration, it’s still really fucking good. So up yours, gamecock.
16
Sep
Now, Bob Saget. Bob Saget is a crazy fucked up motherfucker (sorry Bob). So I just figured I’d give you some of his fucked up stand up for all you to uhhh enjoy.
And just because I’ve been really masturbating furiously to videos of Busty Merilyn, aka Anya, aka Sabrina, I have some videos of her too. She’s this weird thing with an amaaaazing body, but huge fucking tits. Like Yulia Nova but with no disinclination towards schlicking on camera.
Busty Merilyn 1
Busty Merilyn 2
Busty Merilyn 3
Busty Merilyn 4
Big Boobs Karma gets fucked by gargantuan dick
Venezuelan girl gives a handjob
24
Aug
Figured you poor souls have gone so long now without a porn torrent from me, when you cum it will be like a wax dart shooting out of your dicks.
Well, here’s some porn! Remember to open a window and aim at some old cunt with a walker.
Some Random Hot Chick with Big Tits get fucked
Some petite girl on vacation gets fucked
Kerry Marie, big tits masturbates
Right, this is it. As some of you may know, I have a certain affection with stand up comedy. Lately I’ve amassed some new stuff without sharing any of it with you (I know, I am such a bad boy). So I thought I would make it all up to you now, by sharing all that I can remember having acquired lately.
Going in Alphabetical order, with some descriptions thrown in for those who might be unfamiliar with the comedians.
Bill Maher – Victory begins at Home
Bill Maher is a political satirist and provides a lot of humorous sociopolitical commentary, though a lot of it ends up being Lewis Black rip-offs, he still has some good stuff that is genuinely hilarious and makes him definitely worth watching.
Bill Bailey:
-Part Troll
-Bewilderness
-Cosmic Jam
Bill Bailey is a cross between a talented musician and comedic genius, and a rare and brilliant and genius cross it is. Bill Bailey takes a more general approach to comedy, making fun of what can be made fun of, and throwing some music in for comedic value. While Part Troll and Bewilderness is from his era of relative sobriety, Cosmic Jam features him being influenced, at the very least artistically, but not necessarily literally, by some sort of mind altering narcotic. Part Troll being his Magnum Opus and one of the best pieces of stand up comedy ever to have existed, I particularly recommend you check it out, but give the others a fair go as well.
Dave Chapelle – Killing Them Softly
Dave Chapelle, well every one knows Dave fucking Chapelle. This is a stand up he did, which is actually pretty fucking hilarious.
For those of you unfamiliar with Dylan Moran, you are cunts. But to explain, he was the crux of the cult british TV comedy hit; “Black Books” in the role of Bernard Black, the shop owner. He is pretty much an incredibly funny guy. If you don’t like him you suck.
Eddie Izzard – Complete Collection (Seven Shows)
Definitely the funniest cross-dressing heterosexual ever to have walked the earth, Eddie Izzard re-embodies british Crazy-humor, but with subtle intellectualism thrown in. If you like Monty Python, you will fucking love this, and that alone should make it worth it for anyone to download this 7gB collection.
NOTABENE: Requires a program called PowerISO, which is found in torrent form, basically any where. I recommend isohunt.com.
How could I make a Mother of All Stand Up Comedy post without the man who spawned the fucking concept, huh? You know he’s brilliant, so no descriptions are really necessary.
Ricky Gervais: Two Shows (Animals and Politics)
Ricky Gervais is the guy behind the original british version of The Office, which I never really found to be that funny, though I didn’t find the american version funny either. His stand-up though, is fucking quality if you’re like me and like really scathing politically incorrect humor, which is what he’s all about on stage. Definitely worth checking out, I laughed my ass off like I never did before.
Robin Williams Live on Broadway
Well this is a rather old show from 2002, but what are ya gonna do. It’s still a great show, and maybe some people out there haven’t seen it. Funny as all his jokes are, the funniest shit about this show is that the guy goes through like 40 bottles of water in one fucking performance.
Still one of my favorite stand up shows of all time. Rowan Atkinson in his prime and Black Adder-ish is fantastic, and just the use of the english language makes all of it fucking hilarious. Or rather, bloody hilarious.
1
Aug
I’ve spent the last few days of my vacation lately playing a lot of EVE, wand watching movies, taking some small breaks in order to play Counter-Strike 1.6 on the WC3 server I am co-admin on.
I’ve managed to watch The Simpsons Movie, which I regret doing because there are NO good cams out yet, but they are sort-of watchable (in lieu of something better to appear, I will not post the cam on my site). I have also watched one of the best movies I’ve seen in a while, Paprika, and one of the worst, Evan Almighty.
Paprika.
It’s a movie that tackles the issues of dreams and the conscious, and the borders that exist between the two. What happens if they intersect? And what happens when they propagate, overlap and multiply? What if you could see someone else’s dream. Would you want to?
The movie looks incredible, and manages to balance being funny, serious, insightful and epiphanic in nature. It is really one of the best cinematic experiences I have had in a very good while.
Torrent here (1.4gB Jap Audio Eng Hardsubs).
Evan Almighty.
Oh God where to begin. The movie is about Evan Baxter, the formerly hilarious character known from what is now apparently the crux of a movie FRANCHISE, Bruce Almighty. His news anchor days numbered, he moves on to become a senator, moves to some Washington suburbs to start political life anew with his family and pray there. One day he prays for God to help him change the world, unknowingly making him the next Noah.
So he and his family have to build an Ark, and the whole movie unfolds with tedious inevitabilities and a few cheap giggles.
The religious and moralist undertones of this movie are palpable, and noxious. Actually they aren’t even undertones, they’re quite flamboyant. Beyond the cheap gags and few good laughs, this movie is a fucking travesty. I really love Steve Carell as a comedian, but this thing was pretty crap. But some people apparently like religious blasphemy that manages to be religious propaganda all at the same time, so for that branch of people:
Torrent here (700mB dvdrip no-sub)
Enjoy.
13
Oct
Transmetropolitan. If you haven’t even heard of this comic, you’re in for a real treat. Transmetropolitan is the epic saga of Spider Jerusalem, Gonzo Journalist, owner a two-faced cat with a fondness for whiskey and a serious nicotine addiction, he also has a serious history of drug abuse, drugs he mind you calls “Professional Medication” consisting mainly of drugs named “Jumpstarters” and other unnamed sleep depriving amphetamine/cocaine-like substances that makes him don Jesus costumes and raid religious gatherings beating up priests and shitting in the holy water fonts… A vindictive and ferocious grasp of the truth that is relentless and to a large extent, very violent in its manifestation. At the very least, verbally abusive, to the point he suffers daily trauma recollecting the people he has made commit suicide simply by talking to them over the phone.
Spider Jerusalem spent the past 5 years secluded in what is only described as “The Mountain”, after having become a famous columnist for “The Word”, which is a notable news paper in what is only mentioned as “The City”. After being reminded by a whorehopper editor that he owes them 2 books by contract, he is forced back into that pit of hatred and anger, the den of truths demize, to finish the two books. But since he can’t jolly well work from his car, he picks up his post as a columnist for “The Word”, gets an apartment with home kitchen appliances that are on drugs and picks up nasty drug habits from the past to stay awake.
Spider is a firm believer in the truth and delivering the truth to his readers in the most direct and blunt manner possible. This is made most notably in one story, when Spider’s editor recounts the tale of how Spider submitted an article on the election of the Richard Nixon-analogue “The Beast”, which consisted of the word “fuck” repeated eight thousand times (see Transmetropolitan #1).
This is by far and wide the most ingenious comic book to grace this filthy world, ever. And you will be hunted down for sport by Zombie Nietzsche if you don’t get it.
In fact, if you can afford it, and it is available to you, buy this comic. I know I will.
The .cbr extension means Comic Book Rar so just rename them to .rar files or just open them regularly in your favorite RAR archive extracting application.
12
Oct
It’s not often I will single out any one instance of something the Daily Show has done as pure fucking genius, because generally I think everything both The Daily Show and The Colbert Report ever does is pure genius. But these 2 shows from The Daily Show are just so hilarious, and so on the money, I couldn’t help but want to spread the cheer.
The Daily Show 10.04.2006
The Daily Show 10.10.2006
And thou shalt lay in stitches, one and all.
10
Oct
I know some people who would be delighted, but no. This is just announcing some new killer anime.
Light Yagami (Or Raito) is an ace student with great aspects who`s bored out of his mind. One day he finds the Death Note a notebook held by a shinigami (Death God). with the Death Note in hand, Light decides to create a perfect world. A world without crime or criminals.
Insane, psychopathic, nourishing in its philosophical intricacies and featuring some incredibly cool animation. It was refreshing to watch this after having siphened through so many “this is the tale of our summer” fucking shows. This is a keeper.
4
Oct
This is an awesome film with an all-star cast. With the likes of Bruce Willis, Steve Carell, William Shatner, Garry Shandling, Nick Nolte, and Thomas Haden Church; this movie is a true hit. Kids will love it, adults will love, and I loved it. Everyone is perfect in their roles; I have not seen a better animated film since ‘Finding Nemo’.
Some more porn for you guys. Enjoy.
Busty Adventures.com – Jane Darling (359 mB)
Carmella Bing Threesome 2 chicks 1 guy (265 mB)
3
Oct
These are both Jason Statham flicks because I just think he’s a pretty kickass actor ever since Snatch.
CRANK
This one is probably the coolest action movie ever released. Ever. Fucking ever. Do you read me? Fucking ever.
I love action movies, but they have to be intelligent. No “The Mummy” or “The Fast and the Furious” for me. Crank nails it in every way.
It’s hard enough to pull together a film with a lot of stunts. Then top that by making it non-stop action throughout. Then top that by having an intelligent plot that keeps you thinking and characters whose motivations and decisions make sense. Then top that by adding in some humor that doesn’t blow the seriousness of the movie but adds some charm and — listen up, Jet Li — originality to the stunts.
But then, pump it up with cinematography that (unlike The Bourne Identity, which didn’t work for me) makes the whole thing even more original and adds to the drama instead of being puffery. Then add Amy Smart, yum. Despite the fast pace, there is actually real chemistry with her as the love interest.
Note that I haven’t validated if this is the TeleCine or an actual DVD rip, but hearsay would suggest it might is a DVD rip. In any case, I’ve seen the TeleCine and it’s pretty good so it’s worth getting anyway.
The next movie, Chaos featuring both Jason Statham and Wesley Snipes. Now… After seeing Snipes’ horrible, horrible ’7 seconds’ and ‘the Marksman’, I wasn’t particularly thrilled when I saw his name on the payroll. But hey, everybody makes mistakes. And Jason Statham… well, that’s about all it takes for me to at least give it a try.
All in all a very enjoyable movie, some fun and smart plot-twists, decent acting and overall pretty good script. Not as good as Crank though, but still pretty cool.
3
Oct
Alright, I haven’t really gotten around to posting porn in a while, and there’s little else you people want (usually), so here I go.
25
Aug
OK so I went a long time, forgot all about it, and meanwhile there were 2 new episodes of Metalocalypse.
Luckily, I found this package deal with all 3 and some songs to boot, which is pretty nifty.
Enjoy, you know you will.
24
Aug
I always liked this band, for some strange reason. I’m not really much of a punk rock fan, but these guys are pretty damn good. I haven’t listened to them for probably 6 years, but the other day I remembered them and got hold of the album that struck a chord with me, oh so many years ago called “Straight Ahead”.
I was even more surprised that even after all those years, I find the album enjoyable to listen to, and the songs “Alien”, “Victim of reality”, “Still can be great”, “Watch me as I fall”, “American Dream” and more are just timeless to me. Alot of music I liked when I was younger faded as I grew older, sort of like the magic of the epic hero cartoons they used to show on Cartoon Network. But then again some things never go out of style.
So I thought I’d share this one with you, seeing as I found it really worthwhile.
17
Aug
I recently came over a piece of great nostalgia for me, a great collection of Tom and Jerry cartoons. The oldest ones, you know, before Chuck Jones got involved, dropped acid and hired alot of fucking percussionists. The only true Tom and Jerry cartoons. To me anyway.
I remember when I was still in elementary, the earliest years, some times I would ditch classes and go to my aunts place because she had satelite and got Cartoon Network, and I would watch. And some times, between the epic fantasy hero cartoons (which I also miss), they would show these classic Tom and Jerry cartoons, which they some times do even to this day.
So here it is.