3
Sep
Site won’t go down but there probably won’t be any new content until the move is complete. Shouldn’t take super-long maybe few hours.
26
Aug
I just purged 60000 spam comments and trackbacks with a single button. Thank you, plugins.
Oh and I’m making some more image gallery shit things. It’ll be here once I actually accumulate enough pictures, which might not be until tomorrow (I am actually a busy man nowadays with shit to do so I can’t spend as much time as I once could on this site).
I also suggest you use the comment thing to make sure I didn’t make the settings way too nazi for people to actually use.
You can also request my personal take on things that upset you and I’ll make an effort to be as eloquent as possible dishing out some sardonic barbs about your favorite, or possibly least favorite, popular topic.
But yeah, I know this is like the 9th time in 2 years I say this, but I’m really going to try and make shit happen here again. I just don’t know what you faggots want (tits, probably, but beyond that).
Meanwhile, here’s some funny shit.
Spongebob? Is that you?
19
Jul
So explain this to me.
AWWWWWWWW
How is this beautiful? Reality check:
EWWWWWWWaaaait a minute
Notice how not beautiful a huge ass gut is in this picture for apparently completely arbitrary reasons.
Next person who comes up to me saying how pregnant women are beautiful is getting fucking stabbed in the eye.
17
May
Today my heart is broken, Ronnie passed away at 7:45am 16th May. Many, many friends and family were able to say their private good-byes before he peacefully passed away. Ronnie knew how much he was loved by all. We so appreciate the love and support that you have all given us. Please give us a few days of privacy to deal with this terrible loss. Please know he loved you all and his music will live on forever.
- Wendy Dio
OK I’m just gonna link to my friends forum instead now cos it is a version that has captcha when you register so no fucking spam bots can fucking get in it.
Jesus how fucking complicated shit needs to be.
Also I may or may not do shit here again. Soonish.
I fixed the stupid fucking poll so that people can actually vote now. Thanks everyone who told me it was working like a fat prostitute covered in glue.
Please do use it now, I really want to know how I should do this. Also if you have any ideas for shit I can post just go to the forum and tell me, I’m always pretty bored but I’m also always running out of ideas.
15
Aug
So as you might have noticed, I’ve added a poll to the left. This is just to help me help you (get porn), and give me a pointer what kind of service I should be using when posting it here. If you think Torrents are more convenient, please vote for that, and the same for filehosting sites like megaupload, depositfiles, filefactory, etc if you prefer that. By the end of the month, if there’s enough response, I’ll adapt to it and keep to posting in one way.
30
Jul
Another 12 hours straight of driving, and I’m home from my vacation. Fun was had, beer was drunk, so was I. My face hurts from the tension of driving 15 miles below the speed limit because I was stuck behind fat german fucks in 7 yards wide campervans, and I want some sort of insta-cooling device for my beers that were just lying in the drunk soaking up the summer heat.
Oh well, I guess I’ll just go to sleep.
Sorry I’ve been away, had to get my grandma in the dirt next to my grandfather, which meant going out of town for a while so I haven’t gotten anything done. I’m back now though, though I’ll probably take today off as well to just get back into things here and maybe have a few beers and remember the good times I had at my grandmas place and shit like that.
The design is pretty much wrapped up, except for some finishing touches on the image- and flash viewing script templates which I may or may not address later if the urge to do so reaches mammoth proportions.
Meanwhile, since the forum is like 2 days old it’s pretty fucking boring in there (I might have to put some sort of skin on that as well eventually. uuuugghhh), but I’d like to know if my regulars think this skin works better for the site, and if new people think it looks rockin’ regardless of how the old shit looked.
In that vein, I made a forum topic. Hopefully you are able to register and post without mishap, and I can get some fucking feedback on all this blood and toil to see if it was actually fucking worth it.
Go here to talk smack about my shitty site designing skills
Or not.
16
Jun
Before I begin, here are some titties:
Now then, since I’m pretty much taking a very long and well deserved vacation, I might be inclined to do something with this site again. First off, I’ve tried, ONCE MORE, for like the 7th fucking time, to fix the forum.
It is up, and I can post on it, whether or not you can is a completely different story though, but you might, who fucking knows.
I’m also pretty open to what you ‘d like to see here. Obviously I’ll start doing the image shit again, since that’s what most of you seem to like (tits and gore seems to have a pretty large consumer base), but comments that aren’t completely retarded would be appreciated.
Also if you’re a stripper named Lisa, and you see this, figure out a way to get in touch with me because we need to have a talk about your ex. Thank you.
13
Nov
Try it some time.
5
Nov
A tyrants rule is at an end, a new one is about to enter office.
12
Mar
That’s all I’m going to say, really.
22
Jan
6
Jan
Another year of hosting paid for, with some upgrades in place. More space, since I was running dry (it’s a plus to have space to host the pictures on, sorry for the lack of them for a while now), and some more bandwidth to boot.
So I’ll be trying to beef shit up here a lot now, and welcome ideas and requests. Just make some posts on the forum, and tell me what you’d like to see more of. Like, Hentai. I haven’t done that shit for a while. Want more of it? Post about it.
And the mod raffle is still not finished, and I would like to remind everyone about it. So if you’re interested in becoming a moderator on the Jaywalking Forum, read this.
Toodles.
After carefully skimming through all the code that had to do with the front page (which was more than it should have been), I believe the fucking Redirect shit is finally completely utterly annihilated. I have also changed the chmod of the files that were tampered with, so that hopefully this shit never happens again.
If it does though, be sure to notify me on the forum (thanks to Sarcophagus Something on the forum for telling me I apparently missed a spot this time around).
23
Aug
Have you ever thought of something that would be cool for me to put up? Any kind of weird shit? Well now you can request shit. Any shit. Games, music, movies, porn, more rants, satire, anything.
All you need to do is go HERE, register and post some shit, and I shall deliver, or die trying. Or at least get some chafing on my fingers before giving up. No really, I will fucking deliver.
Other than that, I might post what shall be known as “The Mother of Stand-Up Comedy Torrent Post” during the weekend, because I’ve been watching a lot of new stuff lately and so much of it is good. So get ready for that.
Also might get some new imagery ready soonish, but it’s rather sluggish of late. I seem to have mostly exhausted the internets’ pictorial supply. But god dammit I’ll try.
22
Aug
MAKE ME LAUGH FOR A CHANGE HOW’S THAT FOR A CHALLENGE
22
Aug
Due to several things, Jaywalking will ONCE AGAIN, have a forum that I hope everyone will participate in. I am currently working on the final looks of it, and it won’t really look like the site, but that doesn’t matter.
Initially there will be 1 forum, in which every thing will go. Everything and anything about anything, until the need to create different theme forums arises.
See you there, in the immediate future.