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OK I’m just gonna link to my friends forum instead now cos it is a version that has captcha when you register so no fucking spam bots can fucking get in it.

Jesus how fucking complicated shit needs to be.

MEGATARD SYMPOSIUM

Also I may or may not do shit here again. Soonish.

Norway held an election, and I almost didn’t notice it. I don’t watch TV, I don’t really move outside too much, I hate watching politicians trying, straining to string together sentences that might make sense in their own dimension or using their particular brand of lunar-logic. The only reason I noticed, and this is a true story, is because on Monday morning (yesterday), at 10am, normally you can buy beer. And that’s what I was out to do because I wanted to get drunk and go to sleep right then.

On election day, it turns out, you can’t buy beer. Apparently Norwegians before used to get good and wasted and vote for Fred Flintstone or something as a joke.

This annoyed me enough to go vote. I had nothing else to do for the rest of the day, so I might as well, I thought. This was my first time voting ever.

Now, between the Norwegian NSDAP (the ironically named “progress party”, who wants us to regress to Germany ca. 1939) and the Trotskyist loons (who wants us to regress to Russia ca. 1917, but at least don’t have a stupid contradictory name), there really isn’t any good filler material. There’s just a lot of very shitty compromises. It’s still better than a 2-party system, and still not really good enough.

Nevertheless, I voted for the lesser of something like 13-14 evils. And it felt pretty good. And right now, knowing that today is NOT election day, the clock ticking ever closer to 10am and stores that sell beer teeming with cold alcoholic beverages, I feel even better, and safe in assuming that regardless what I had done it would not have made any difference on how the country is run at all.

I will have to remember to save some beer for the next election. Maybe I’ll vote for The Autobots.

So I can’t even tell you I’ve had other more important shit to do right now, I just kind of forgot and got lazy. Again. It takes a pretty good deal of effort to keep this shit going you know. Anyway, I might be moving some where else soon, to the south. I’m looking at getting a new job, and my family (parts of which I didn’t even know I had) are involved. So I am hopefully moving out of this stagnant fucking shithole and moving on up. Or down, geographically speaking.

Meanwhile since I am a lazy fucktard, here’s just some shit I downloaded from rapidshare’s and found exciting/funny/erotic. Porn vids go first:

Hitomi Tanaka fuck/squirt

Hitomi Tanaka bathtub fuck

And here are some weird adult comics (no not hentai you wapanese faggot):

Nagarya

Pinnocia

Painful Pleasures

Sex Attack!

You know idiots have mastered the art of copy/paste when you start seeing addons like this lying around on the internet. I don’t know what kind of sad, depraved, cretinous louts would actually use this addon, but it makes me sad just knowing they exist.

I fixed the stupid fucking poll so that people can actually vote now. Thanks everyone who told me it was working like a fat prostitute covered in glue.

Please do use it now, I really want to know how I should do this. Also if you have any ideas for shit I can post just go to the forum and tell me, I’m always pretty bored but I’m also always running out of ideas.

God I love this girl. Here are some thumbnails:

and here are two mirrors to download the video from:

http://rapidshare.com/files/258820832/karina_hart_-_sauna.avi
http://depositfiles.com/files/62b0xmucv

Enjoy.

So as you might have noticed, I’ve added a poll to the left. This is just to help me help you (get porn), and give me a pointer what kind of service I should be using when posting it here. If you think Torrents are more convenient, please vote for that, and the same for filehosting sites like megaupload, depositfiles, filefactory, etc if you prefer that. By the end of the month, if there’s enough response, I’ll adapt to it and keep to posting in one way.

So I thought I should post some more porn. So here it is, Savanah Gold.

Preview is here, download here (250mB).

Another 12 hours straight of driving, and I’m home from my vacation. Fun was had, beer was drunk, so was I. My face hurts from the tension of driving 15 miles below the speed limit because I was stuck behind fat german fucks in 7 yards wide campervans, and I want some sort of insta-cooling device for my beers that were just lying in the drunk soaking up the summer heat.

Oh well, I guess I’ll just go to sleep.

Lately everything has gone into vacation-mode, including me, and a lot of my friends. This has involved a lot of joyful reunions, with the beverage most fitting for a rare encounter with merry men you used to know in the setting northern sun.

Which as it turns out is anything with alcohol in it, accompanied by as little food as you think you can survive with. So, I’ve been hurting pretty badly for a good few days now and decided I’d rather not do anything at all, maybe not even get out of bed. As a result I’ve been drinking, showering, and sleeping, exclusively now for like a week. I’m starting to get kind of peckish, and I must have watched the third season of Black Adder more times than people have seen Michael Jackson fucking music videos this last few weeks.

And now, I’m going to visit my relatives in the south. Probably going to continue getting drunk there too. I’ll be back in 2 weeks. Probably.