LEEROY JENKINS AND COMPANY KILLING INTERNET DRAGONS

March 30th, 2011

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There is no God

February 12th, 2011

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See No Evil

February 5th, 2011

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Volkswagen has always had pretty rad commercials

February 4th, 2011

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Rough Estimates

February 4th, 2011

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I’m a giant nerd

February 3rd, 2011

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A view from the end of the world

February 2nd, 2011

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So many wishes

February 2nd, 2011

So I play WoW a bit, and lately I was trying to see if there was an audience for Pals For Life raids being streamed, and I hit a few major roadblocks:

1. Flash Media Live Encoder is a fucking monster. It EATS CPU. Wow is a pretty GFX light, CPU intensive game when you raid or basically any time shit is going on like hanging around in the Stormwind Trade district on a heavily populated area. But luckily my rig is pretty beastly so I don’t think that’s too much of a problem, except the fact that my CPU get’s pretty warm (50C ish).

2. Bandwidth. I’m on a 20/4 mbit ADSL2+ line but I’m so far away from the fibre that I only get 14/2 out of it, which translates to an upstream of about 1400KBps. Video below 1500 tends to be kinda shit quality, so it will either lag or look horrible.

So with that, my dreams of streaming shit on the interwebs is pretty much quelled. C’est la guerre.

Almost considered moving to an apartment closer to the fibre to get 50/50 but I don’t want to deal with the ridiculous noise levels around there in the weekends. Just drunk faggots shouting at each other or singing gay singalongs, and cars driving up and down with LaRoux blaring at full force until like 5am in the fucking morning.

I did however buy some upgrades I needed anyway for my computers, 2 sticks of 4gb Corsair Vengeance 1600mhz CL9 ram. My old sticks were running at 1067mhz CL10, so this was an incredibly huge upgrade, and increased my WoW FPS by 40. Just by getting $160 worth of new ram. Pretty sweet.

I also paid for a new monitor. 24″ Samsung 2494HS 16:9 monitor that supports up to 1920×1080 resolution. It was probably about time, since I’m currently on 2x 19″ 4:3 monitors and I’m probably the last guy outside of china who doesn’t have a widescreen PC monitor. Gonna be rad booting up WoW and Starcraft 2 with that, although I’ll have to redo my World of Warcraft User Interface once I get it since it seems to enjoy some moderate popularity among other Warlocks.

That’s about it I guess. Just waiting for the new GSL to start to get some regular gaming input, and hopefully watch something besides 3 races where 50% of all players play Terran because they are literally retarded and stimpushes with all their SCV’s is a shit easy way to get to 3400 Masters. Even if you lose all your SCV’s just dump 3 mules and you are literally suffering no loss at all. Game is perfectly balanced.

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tee gee eye eff

January 28th, 2011

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Another life saved by metal.

January 27th, 2011

Well, Megadeth at least.

A 13-year-old Norwegian boy scared off a pack of wolves – by playing them heavy metal group Megadeth on his mobile phone.

Walter Acre was walking home from school in Rakkestad when he found himself encircled by the four snarling beasts, reported website zvuki.ru.

Just as they seemed set to attack, the petrified youngster pulled out his phone and cranked out a song by Megadeth.

Walter had previously been told not to run away from wolves but to face them and attempt to scare them away.

And sure enough, the tactic worked as the sound of heavy metal music sent the animals scattering in confusion.

The website reports that Walter made it home safely, using one final blast of music to see off a stray wolf that was prowling close to his front porch.

http://life.globaltimes.cn/odd/2011-01/617333.html

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Studied Carelessness

January 27th, 2011

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Most hilarious documentary ever

January 25th, 2011

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Due Date

January 24th, 2011

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Freak of Nature: Penelope Black Diamond.

January 23rd, 2011

I don’t know about you, but I just think this woman is amusing to look at, kind of like Chelsea Charms. Some off you might find it sexual, I dunno, but I mainly think it’s hilarious to look at.

Here’s a preview.

Here’s the video.

In addition, here’s some youtube videos I stole from some of my friends’ facebook walls.

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Under the influence

January 22nd, 2011

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New bad ass music you might not yet have heard

January 21st, 2011

For those who didn’t know, I like a lot of different music, in fact I spend a rather large amount of time listening to cheesy techno like Wolfgang Gartner and Deadmau5 and Daft punk, stuff like that. But the music I listen to the most, that is closest to my dark heart, is of course Metal. Really any kind of metal (except maybe Sunn 0))) and Boris and shit like that because it’s mindnumbingly boring to listen to). So I keep pretty well updated on what’s been released, and I just acquired 4 new albums that were quite good (and some that weren’t quite so good), and here are my thoughts on them for anyone who cares, as well as samples for people who just want to check some new music out.

BELPHEGOR

I’ve already given you a sample of this album earlier, but it bears repeating. Plus I think the old youtube vid got killed for copyright or something. Their new album “Blood Magick Necromance” has been hailed already as the best album of 2011, although personally I thought that was very premature. It is however a very solid album, and I’ve listened to it quite a few times already, since it’s been out for a while.

DIABOLICAL

Diabolical is along the same lines as Belphegor, musically, and shares a few traits with bands like Behemoth and Hypocrisy as well. I thoroughly enjoyed this album in its entirety as well.

OVERDRIVE

I’m usually not a big fan of clean vocals and rockabilly-like riffs, but some times it works, like if your bands name is Volbeat for example. And Overdrive does it fairly well as well. It’s not my favorite blend of Metal, and I don’t imagine I’ll listen to it very much, but it is a softer sort that probably has a broader appeal than my usual musical diet, so I thought I’d share it anyway.

SILENT STREAM OF GODLESS ELEGY

I believe they’re Czech. I also believe you’ll agree they’re very good. Thoroughly melancholic, slow and heavier than a neutron star. The only thing I don’t like are the female vocals, since I think if you’re going to go with melancholy, you’re better off doing what Draconian does, although they might have gone too far in the amount of depressing they bring to their music. I still dislike female vocalists in metal as a general rule though, except of course Angela Gossow.

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The passage of time

January 20th, 2011

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If you don’t watch it already, why the fuck not?

January 20th, 2011

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Shoot you in the back

January 19th, 2011

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“What the fuck were they thinking” -Porn Edition

January 18th, 2011

Now, some people make better porn actresses than others, simply by virtue of actually looking good. Some examples of this would be Nessa Devil or Anita Blond. Others aren’t stellar looking but make up for it in other ways like having boobs the size of the moon or something like that, like Eve Lawrence or Vanessa Blue. Some videos I have had to suffer stumbling over though, you genuinely start to wonder what the fuck they were thinking, like none of these people are people you see and go “she would look good naked” and the way I know this is because they repulse me even when fully clothed. I give you now, Little Harry’s Sex Shop of Horrors.

One thing is muscle girls. What the fuck kind of awkward inbred would find this attractive? Because if you like muscle or something that looks like this, then you actually want a firm passionate latino construction worker named Manuel or Rodriguez pounding his dick up your ass day in and day out because you are actually a raging homosexual. It’s just a fact.

Now, I can even forgive that to some extent, it just means you’re in denial about wanting to receive multiple dicks in your ass and mouth every hour of every day, I’m not going to condemn you for being a dicksucker, honestly. But these next two, now this is just wrong okay? This is about the most disgusting thing I have ever seen on the internet, and I’ve seen puke fetishes, actual rapemurders, and parents sticking various objects into their babies. But this is just fucking vile:

Kill all fatties.

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